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So I heard Disney wants to reboot Firefly. Taking bets they'll put some dipshit woman in charge of it, she'll make Tshirts that say "The sky is female" and Mal will play second fiddle to Inara, who will be a fat black gangsta with a wig and fake tits
posted ago by CommieCucker ago by CommieCucker +442 / -0

Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.

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– kanabiis 25 points ago +25 / -0

LOL you think Mal will be played by a male.

No, Mal will be female, and Inara will be a transwoman.

Jane will be Homer Simpson type, fumbling fool, only there for the comic relief.

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– CommieCucker [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jayne will fuck up cleaning the kitchen surfaces until Kayleigh shows him how to do it right with a name brand cleaning product

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