So I heard Disney wants to reboot Firefly. Taking bets they'll put some dipshit woman in charge of it, she'll make Tshirts that say "The sky is female" and Mal will play second fiddle to Inara, who will be a fat black gangsta with a wig and fake tits - The Donald

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So I heard Disney wants to reboot Firefly. Taking bets they'll put some dipshit woman in charge of it, she'll make Tshirts that say "The sky is female" and Mal will play second fiddle to Inara, who will be a fat black gangsta with a wig and fake tits

posted 48 days ago by CommieCucker 48 days ago by CommieCucker +442 / -0

Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.

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– RedditIsCommunist 9 points 48 days ago +9 / -0

Actually what they’ll do is turn it into blatant propaganda for CCP convergence with the US.

https://firefly.fandom.com/wiki/Union_of_Allied_Planets Is what people are missing.

Like I’m sure that has nothing to do with interest in reviving the show....

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