Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.
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Firefly is hilariously based, which is strange since joss whedon is an sjw anti gun fag who is currently being pounded me too. Guess it was the other creators influence. But firefly is so pro gun and anti authoritarian government that it’s crazy based.
I hope this reboot falls apart. Even if it wasn’t Disney I just don’t think you can catch lightning in a bottle with this story again
You hit the nail on the head in both regards. I wondered a few times if Joss is secretly based, and smiles for the cameras, but who knows anymore. Kinda scary when you know that the Thought Police are 100% here already, it makes you wonder who actually thinks what. He's probably just a faggot who writes good stories, though. Sad. Nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.