Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.
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(Chinese gov't speaking) "Do you know what the chain of command is??"
"It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here."
(cue sounds of rusty chains and COVID virus being released)
Stumped by Trump! / Can't beat the man / His policies are master plans/ We don't care / Our coof won't fail / to help the Dems to cheat by mail
If we're caught, we'll fake the news! / the networks are all owned by Jewwwws!