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So I heard Disney wants to reboot Firefly. Taking bets they'll put some dipshit woman in charge of it, she'll make Tshirts that say "The sky is female" and Mal will play second fiddle to Inara, who will be a fat black gangsta with a wig and fake tits
posted ago by CommieCucker ago by CommieCucker +442 / -0

Also, Zoe will take the wheel away from Wash when things get tough, because, "Men can't do anything right, let a woman do it!" Kayleigh will inexplicably be able to use the Force with no training. Shepherd Book will die in the first episode when an alliance officer kneels on his neck.

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– ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Firefly is a masterpiece compared to castle. (Castle even references it in a Halloween episode)

Firefly and Jericho are the only two shows that can make a lasting impression with 10-15 episodes.

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