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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh boy, I have so many things about this:

-In the regular comics superman's parents send him to earth as a baby and abandon him, in the black reboot only his father abandons him while his mother collects krypton welfare cheques

-Regular superman is faster than a speeding locomotive, black superman is faster than a jogger carrying a hammer in a residential neighborhood

-To make it more realistic, lois lane will be portrayed as a fat white woman with incredibly low standards

-The entire krypton self-destruction theme remains in-tact from the regular storyline, much like how south africa has remained "destroyed" for the past 50 years

-Much like how regular superman has an opposite version from an alternate universe, black superman has one as portrayed by a white middle-class dad from arkansas

-Despite having terrible credentials compared to asian superheroes, black superman is allowed to join the justice league to the detriment of his peers

-Also much like regular superman, black superman is powered by the sun yet still chooses to only go out at night

-Lex Luthor remains the same villain, only that black superman is oddly allied to him with promises of fame and money should he dribble a ball