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posted ago by Dos_Scoops ago by Dos_Scoops +2052 / -0

There's apparently some confusion on this matter and I just wanted to clear things up.

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Nyy817 35 points ago +35 / -0

Speaking of anal swabbing, a fear of mine, call it hyperbolic, call it irrational, but I fear one day we’ll be put into concentration camps because of our beliefs and we’ll be forced to wipe Stacey Abrams.

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

JFC, man! Don't even joke about that.

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Nyy817 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah you’re right. I probably shouldn’t have mentioned it but look where we are right now, is it really outside of the realm of possibility that someday that might occur? 😂 I apologize if I ruined your appetite for breakfast.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a fluid-being of sub-par intellect and general performance, both physically, mentally, and sexually, this offends me.

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

GACK! Where is my MIND BLEACH ! !

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jtt888 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll have to gas me before I touch her ass.

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FTR22 25 points ago +25 / -0

I laughed out load when I read this post. "Nailed it"

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Siteless_Vagrant 16 points ago +16 / -0

And if they ask a second time? Swing.

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Vondago 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or shoot!

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freebirdie 9 points ago +9 / -0

What I think is hilarious is that they actually let the fact that these people were probed like alien abductees out into the media. I've been laughing at those idiots since the day they broke the story claiming it's the best way to test for covid.

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bar_zangi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uhm, clarification... it's pronounced "fuck no"

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

-whew- I’m glad you clarified that

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Destineed369 7 points ago +7 / -0

My girlfriend and I agreed very early on that anything anal was off the table. This situation is included. Lol

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4moreyears 6 points ago +6 / -0

W̶A̶X̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶L̶S̶ SWAB MY ANUS, BIGOT!

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DrPhibes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stop the “spread”.

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trumpmixtape 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, getting tested for COVID makes you gay.

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Vondago 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh there are many more interesting words one could use concerning anal swabs on my body that are x-rated! And for I for one am not above using them! Aww Hell no! You rotten leftist @!$#@%^fer

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Ocrazio-Cortez 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still chuckling at the Biden cronies getting anal probed by the Chinese XD

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't worry, I'm sure BUY-den will put Pete Buttplug in charge of the Anus Program.

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InMAGAWeTrust 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll just shit in a box thy can test that magnificent specimen for decades.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I imagine there would be a lab tech in Chyna going to his boss asking, "Who left a shoebox with a pair of smelly size 12 brown loafers in the lab?"

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Flag_falsely 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is incorrect.

It’s always “Go Fuck Yourself.”

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brotatofarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many times a day am i allowed to get tested?

Asking for a friend.

I'm into butt stuff.

I mean my friend is. Yeah my friend.

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NewPoppi 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the government employees getting $1400/week

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Emmott 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that it matters in NY. Cuomo doesn’t care about consent

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YodaBannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do farts spread COVID?

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was 是的 伟大的领袖

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just laugh and tell them to fuck off.

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

False.

Correct Answer: Fuck no, and if you so much as pick up that swab I'll break both your God damned hands.

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Will 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only acceptable scenario where the anal swab is acceptable is if your head is missing, but then the point is....moot.

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C_Taylor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if they buy you dinner first?

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

SHUT UP AND BEND OVER! DON"T WORRY ABOUT IT! THIS IS NORMAL

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Mickeygurl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Actually the real words would " Hell Fucking No "

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laugh in their face first. Laugh long and hard at them.

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Fieldsl22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im glad you mentioned......last summer for first time ever....some random people in nurse clothes asked me at a park.... for a free probing. I just said...ahh no

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LuvFoetyFie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of consideration for the house and senate, they should be tested daily... anal swabs. Extra large.

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BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll submit to one IF I can fist you first.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Fist You First" sounds like the name of one of those wacky Japanese game shows.

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BigBadJim 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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ohwell316 1 point ago +1 / -0

"How many guns did you bring?"