Maybe. I dunno. I miss my old free-to-me business Blackberry.

Maybe I hate the high price they put on their fucking iPhone, and how proud the lefties are of their iPhones. All the lefties I know are big into their Apple products.

Remember when people preferred the old flip phones that sort of conformed to you facial contours, and laughed at the flat candy-bar phones? Now people hold these big flat phones and yell into them.