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one3five 9 points ago +10 / -1

thirty Pences of silver

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JESUSJUGS 5 points ago +6 / -1

IT’S JUDAS. HE AND THE JEZEBEL BY THE NAME OF NANCY SOLIDIFIED THE DEATH OF A GREAT NATION.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Benedict Pence

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey hey hey

At least Judas had the good sense to kill himself after

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Fallingshadow 4 points ago +5 / -1

I like this turn of phrase. I'll start using it more often.

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Trilby 4 points ago +5 / -1

You been pence'd!

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neokulak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally thought there was a new rapper called 30 Pence.

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KungFluHustler 2 points ago +2 / -0

See Also: Blue Falcon

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Don't pence me, bro!"

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +4 / -2

"I hate to admit this but when I was eight years old, I Penced myself on the school bus on the way home."

-T.S. Twenty-

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tombombadil 1 point ago +3 / -2

No no, you don’t understand. Mike Pence is actually the most powerful person in the free world. He single handedly gets to decide whether a new president is sworn in or not. If he had just said “no” on Jan 6th then Trump would have automatically remained POTUS.

Btw, every other Vice President in American history could have done this, but they all chose not to because they are a bunch of dummies that didn’t understand the ultimate power of the Vice Presidency.

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PopePiusXIII 4 points ago +4 / -0

SCOTUS doesn't want to take the case because they're afraid. Pence should've shown them a Constitutional Crisis supported by half of the country and forced them to do their damn job.

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tombombadil 0 points ago +2 / -2

I agree. But there are a ton of people on here that Pence could have saved the day and kept Trump in office. In reality it wouldn’t have done jack.

I’m just tired of the Judas comparisons. Pence wasn’t the guy that destroyed the Trump presidency. He wasn’t even close to being that guy.

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Junionthepipeline 0 points ago +1 / -1

He just was that guy.

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MagaHippie88 0 points ago +1 / -1

Webster dictionary best b listening <3 MAGA2021