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drsowells1fan 24 points ago +25 / -1

Hmmm. Clartravian Kent, raised by his indomitable single foster mother, Tasha, in Section 8 housing in Detroit. With his love interest Lakeisha Lopez, a plucky black Dominican trans woman blogger for the Daily Climate??

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V2021 5 points ago +6 / -1

Correction. Top Kek, sir.

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loooooof 19 points ago +19 / -0

I wonder what color the bad guys will be?!

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Tejanopede 12 points ago +12 / -0

The writer Ta-Nehisi Coates hates white people, so this will be full of the themes that we’re used to. It will also flop like Hollywood is getting used to as well.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 9 points ago +9 / -0

WRONG! Only produced by Jar Jar Abrams. They will get a black trans woman director no doubt.

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Olds77 -9 points ago +8 / -17

And they can lose money doing so. Hollywood has long since abandoned good taste and good films and this is just yet another remake, why would anyone plop down money for it and why should we care? The last fucking thing I wanted was another superhero movie, much less another Superman movie. Let's not pretend that if Hollywood had a different director, writer or lead that this would be something we should be spending money on after all Hollywood has done.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +7 / -4

Don't know why you're being downvoted.

Literally every media conglomerate has endorsed and funded BLM. They literally told you they don't care abojt you and hope your business is burned to the ground.

Do not spend money on Hollywood trash.

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Olds77 -8 points ago +9 / -17

Thank you. I'm done with Hollywood and TV and have never felt better as we've got decades of classics we can watch if we want to that are better than anything being made and cheaper if not free. The downvotes are from Burrito as he has a clique behind him and he's likely a shill from another site as I called him out on some of his bigoted shit and he and the folks he works with follow me around and downvote me ever since.

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Olds77 -15 points ago +2 / -17

Who fucking cares? Why would anyone here go to see movies after all Hollywood has done? JJ Abrams has made enough garbage you think that'd be enough to scare folks away, but no for some reason you're here pretending like we should give a shit about him or anything he's done. Stop spending your money on stupid films and demand better.

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TheGreenDragon 11 points ago +11 / -0

They can't come up with any new characters they have to make all white ones black. This tells me they envy the white culture, characters and Hero's and want to be white, because they can't find or make any of their own. Why can't they make BLM man, they are a culture hero to them, instead of Cat woman they can have a character based on Mad Maxine Waters, Call her Maxie Cat, she is bad ass. this will fail like all their other woke crap has.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is an excellent point. You want a black James Bond, invent one. You want black Founding Fathers, start a new country. Oh wait that takes too much work.

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LibertySmiberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

They tried that with Liberia didn’t work out so well.

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Fabius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Blacks have no culture but crime and being slaves.

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Olds77 -15 points ago +2 / -17

No, it's just one more attempt to breathe hype and fresh air into a dead and dormant franchise full of box office disappointments. This is cheap marketing and these folks in Hollywood saw how much they could milk a very mediocre Black Panther and how much they've been milking superhero movies in general.

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daty_dato 8 points ago +8 / -0

His kryptonite is chicken and waffles?

Btw it is a fantastic combination.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I figured it’d be crack and bitches with weave and big butts

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, that’s Night Hunter

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Olds77 -16 points ago +2 / -18

Would you say that to great Republicans and Trump supporters Herschel Walker or Vernon Jones?

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s always exceptions to the rule.

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Olds77 -16 points ago +2 / -18

Then let's not scare away, mock or ridicule folks who have been repeatedly used and abandoned by the Democrats and instead welcome them to our side like Trump did.

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Visceroth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Movie industry failing. Let's pander to 13% of the population, that'll save our shit tier DC Universe!

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LibertySmiberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s cultural appropriation.

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utfanx2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Worked great for them last time with Halle Berry as Catwoman.

1/10.

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Pierre_Delectoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

That basketball scene is still by far the worst scene ever shot in any movie ever.

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Starxteel 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Suckerman!

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LibertySmiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Will he still be raised by a white family because that’s so racist.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also: Ta-Nehisi Coates is a total fraud

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buckfoomers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a reminder comics have always been about subverting American values.

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z89101 4 points ago +4 / -0

He best be a Gay Drag Queen too.🤡

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TheOne1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Shaq had that shit covered already?

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, back in the 90s. It's already been done.

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Ridiculousposter 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLM Man.

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Fangerang 2 points ago +2 / -0

If anybody actually watches this they're retarded. And when nobody does watch it, it'll be bombing because of how bad and evil white people are. Watch.

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JoeyPisspantsbiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

I look forward to being called racist because I didn't go see it.

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No bike is safe from super black man.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will his kryptonite be fried chicken?

That was Barr's kryptonite.

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Crlsniper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone else notice what looks like a gender swapped aqua man next to him?

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notatallimsure 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's crazy, if anything Superman should be a Mexican because he's an illegal alien, literally.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bluper Man? I don't see that one catching on too good....

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GottliebPins 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m so glad the movie industry finally died in 2020.

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

There already is a black superman character: Steel (played by Shaq)

And not the dumb Obama-based gay Calvin Ellis bizarro world president Superman.

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Olds77 -14 points ago +4 / -18

It seems like the racist shills are out in force to try and take down this site. I've never gone to see a Super Man movie in the theaters and I'm not giving Hollywood any of my money after all I've done so why should I give a shit, again?

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Olds77 -15 points ago +3 / -18

For a grown man that wears superhero clothes and spends money on their movies you have no business calling anyone else faggot. Why you want to keep watching Hollywood on TV and in movies with all the garbage they've peddled is beyond me, but maybe if you stopped with all the superhero worship your wife's son might stop giving you wedgies and calling you such a cuck.

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Olds77 -16 points ago +3 / -19

You're a grown adult. Your obsession with men in spandex pretending to have Harry Potter powers is beyond ridiculous and no one of any importance cares about Superhero movies, just impotent little fucks who dream of who they'd get even with if they had magic powers too.

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Olds77 -12 points ago +5 / -17

Congratulations you and your ActBlue buddies teamed up to downvote me on a lovely Saturday. You realize internet points mean nothing to anyone who's not at home hiding behind multiple masks, right?

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