For those taking bets I predict Trump will open with the following on Sunday:
"Traditionally, the President is supposed to give an Address before the end of February -- so, HERE I AM!!!"
If only there were an expiration or void clause in the Constitution.
"Seriously, what the everloving fuck? Literally one of the only jobs explicitly outlined for the president is to give a state of the union address to Congress. This'd be like if a person became a tenured professor and then announced that they didn't even know how to read.
Therefore, if any corrupt pig, senile coot, or cocksucker manages to seize the reins of the country and STILL not do this most basic, fundamental, and borderline menial of tasks before March of the first year they ascend to the office, he or she forfeits the presidency immediately and it reverts to the previous office holder for the next four years. This does not count as part of the predecessor's 2 term limit and said presidential authority reverts to him even if he has held office for more than 2 terms.
If his former VP was a sellout, cuck, or Judas, he may pick at his leisure any American over the age of 35 to assume that office when he returns in glory to the presidency.
Traditionally, when exercising this privilege, it is expected that the returning champion declare his intent by dropping his pants before Congress and crowing 'Suck on deez, you feckless cunts!' However, actual suckling is not expected nor recommended, due to the proclivity of Democrats to have an excess of venereal diseases.
This constitutional amendment shall be known forthright as the 'Trump is still your president, #MAGA 2020' act."
For those taking bets I predict Trump will open with the following on Sunday: "Traditionally, the President is supposed to give an Address before the end of February -- so, HERE I AM!!!"
That would be great. I can hear the screaching from the MSM now! Insurrection!!! REEEEEE
If he gave a State of the Union address to CPAC I'd be blown away.
The state of our union is.... complicated business. 😉
That would be epic
I like it.
If only there were an expiration or void clause in the Constitution.
"Seriously, what the everloving fuck? Literally one of the only jobs explicitly outlined for the president is to give a state of the union address to Congress. This'd be like if a person became a tenured professor and then announced that they didn't even know how to read.
Therefore, if any corrupt pig, senile coot, or cocksucker manages to seize the reins of the country and STILL not do this most basic, fundamental, and borderline menial of tasks before March of the first year they ascend to the office, he or she forfeits the presidency immediately and it reverts to the previous office holder for the next four years. This does not count as part of the predecessor's 2 term limit and said presidential authority reverts to him even if he has held office for more than 2 terms.
If his former VP was a sellout, cuck, or Judas, he may pick at his leisure any American over the age of 35 to assume that office when he returns in glory to the presidency.
Traditionally, when exercising this privilege, it is expected that the returning champion declare his intent by dropping his pants before Congress and crowing 'Suck on deez, you feckless cunts!' However, actual suckling is not expected nor recommended, due to the proclivity of Democrats to have an excess of venereal diseases.
This constitutional amendment shall be known forthright as the 'Trump is still your president, #MAGA 2020' act."
Fucking KEK.