I went all in and invested every last cent of mine into oil stocks and all I have to say is...

I'm making shit loads of money and I mean shit loads. I've already had over a 300% return in the last couple of months and this isn't stopping anytime soon. Every time I see one of my leftist friends bitching about gas prices I always rub it in their face. I didn't vote for that piece of shit but as you are losing money I'm making money. Your misery is my happiness.

I'll be able to retire by the time this asshole is finally gone. He's a corporate sell out and that was something you could bank on.