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Tenspot20 14 points ago +15 / -1

My 7-year-old daughter looked at Mr. Potato Head and said.

"Dad, Why does Kamallia Harrison suck so much dick"

I replied:

"I don't know Billy, now here's a banana, go brush your teeth."

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

That cracked me up. Nice work.

Please do more.