the fuck does a plastic doll figure so heavily into your life for moron?

sorry, thats just fucking retarded.

unless its now the original MISTER potato head, which becomes a bastion of Americana and rockets up in value because of insane leftists trying to destroy everything they touch.

I'll be sure to keep my supply of unopened original MR. potato heads right alongside my blonde, blue eyed, WHITE barbies.

Because soon enough all barbies will be transgender with rainbow mohawks or something. At least then then they will win some sporting events.

(yes, I am being sarcastic, please don't let this happen)