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posted ago by TiltedOutOfBall3 +36 / -0

A couple friends and I were at a brewery and standing up when having a few beers. A mask nazi who was there ratted us out to the staff, (technically you are supposed to be sitting down. Covid musy be really smart huh?) who then told us to sit down. I like the staff and am good friends with the owner so I listened but made some deep breathing in a passive aggressive manner as the self-proclaimed hall-monitor walked by me on his way out.

In response, he stepped back and looked me in the eye, we exchanged a death glare, and he went and told the staff that "there's a little smart-ass over there"

He didn't even have the nerve to say a word to me. If he talked to me from the get go and expressed his concern rationally instead of ratting us out like a little bitch, I wouldn't have a problem. Like I feel bad for getting the staff involved more than they had to be but I'm not about to be bullied by some self-proclaimed hall monitor who probably fiddles with his mask all day over his face.

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Jon888 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem.

That's my favorite response to those kind of people.

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AllOfYourBase 5 points ago +5 / -0

10 to 1 he broke the speed limit on the way to work- you know, that highway policy that's meant to protect the public. 2 to 1 he was wearing a mask alone in his vehicle when he did it.

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guarantee you are right.

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RespawnedHandshake1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can only catch covid while standing. It is scientific fact. Just like getting off a plane they make you wait for each row now because standing in the aisle is very contagious but sitting an inch from someone is completely safe, just scientific fact. s/

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7mmAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya technically covid exists at head level so when you sit down, it's passing over you

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LindaSarsourCunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've noticed a strong, direct correlation in the tendency to be a mask nazi with never having been in a fight. The more of a mask nazi someone is, the more likely they've never received their comeuppance for talking shit.

Suggested Tactical Response: Shame and humiliation should suffice. These shit urchins lack any sense of pride and making them feel as worthless as they are appears to be a sufficient countermeasure.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

He backed away and ran to the staff again when I stared him down. Didn't make eye contact with me again. Clearly never in a fight.

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LindaSarsourCunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone who has been in his share of fights, you win some, you lose some. But these people, dude... pathetic. They run from any sort of challenge.

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cicero21 4 points ago +4 / -0

these brainwashed zombies are so stupid its amazing.

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N3rdyGrandpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was walking down sidewalk today, mixed crowd, some maksed others not. A lady and her dog pass by and she was saying "face masks" as she encountered people not wearing a mask. I realized shortly after, I should have said, "communism" or "fake news" as a response but just let her go.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

People are ridiculous. Pretty sure someone yelled at me from a passing car when I was going for a walk on a trail outside and completely alone, not another person in sight.

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MrJethro 1 point ago +1 / -0

I yell masker! at idiots wearing their masks when I'm driving past.

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought I was going to have my first one today. I was in a pretty crowded restaurant, waiting for my food. They said 20 minutes on the phone, but it took 40, or I probably would have waited outside.

Dude was crazy, leftist eyes, with his wife and kid was glaring at me. I gave him a smile and he made his wife and kid wait outside. If it is so unsafe, why did you bring your whole family.

Fortunately, that dude chose wisely today, and kept his mouth shut.

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BlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, bar fights used to be a thing. Why not show these pussies what they need to expect if they disrespect others.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I was ready to defend myself if he threw the first punch.

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BurtMcGirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mask Karen probably would have thrown slap at the OP, rather than a punch.

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DebbieinDallas -1 points ago +1 / -2

I understand where you are coming from but I dont want you to get your friend or his business into trouble with the covid police and have them shut his busness down. What is the mask policy in your area? Will your friends business be in jeopardy bec you didnt wear a mask?

I dont want to wear a mask yet I dont want to get somebody’s business in trouble either for failure to comply. Until there is a class action lawsuit\whatever over illegal mask mandates because they were not voted upon by any legislature that I know of, businesses are in jeopardy and I dont want to be the cause of them shutting down. So I stay home and do not partciate in the Biden economy, hoping it crashes and that we go into a recession to teach Biden voters a lesson which they will be too stupid to understand anyway.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The business probably won't be in jeopardy. People who have a medical condition are exempt and the business can provide "reasonable accomodation" to those who have a disability and refuse to wear a face covering. Haven't had any problems on that front yet and I can use that angle if absolutely necessary.

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BlackKat 2 points ago +3 / -1

fuck any small business that mentions anything about masks to their customers. They deserve what they get. If they spent more energy fighting the illegal mandates instead of their own customers, this shit might be over already. I will never give my money to any business who refused me service again.