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T__X 66 points ago +67 / -1

This was a piece of satire - it was mocking some actual local govt rep that had come up with some proposal or something along these lines, but not nearly as out there as this satire piece exaggerated it.

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twolayers208 74 points ago +74 / -0

I honestly cannot tell any more.

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T__X 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yup, satire is dead because the left is completely through the looking glass.

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SubaruKayak 19 points ago +19 / -0

completely through the looking glass

You misspelled "Up their own ass."

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abstr4ct 1 point ago +1 / -0

me either.

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Monz 12 points ago +12 / -0

You got a link. I need to see it

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T__X 21 points ago +21 / -0

Here you go: https://www.breitbart.com/border/2020/12/10/state-rep-files-bill-to-gut-texas-castle-doctrine-law/

Reference to this paragraph being a parody is down at the bottom. Her bill was stupid and bad - just not quite THIS stupid and bad.

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anotherthing 24 points ago +24 / -0

The problem with this satire is that this is the way the UK is now. You're not allowed to resist home invaders and you must cooperate with them by law. Since they did that, guess what crime went dramatically up. Home invasions. We can't really relate to that because we don't have many home invasions here because there's so many gun owners.

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DonJr24 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicago is the same way. A duty to retreat invites more violence not less. Being this stupid is baffling.

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AnAngryPotato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well damn. I just typed a whole ranting comment about how absolutely ludicrous it is, and now I feel like an idiot. What kind of clown world are we living in where I genuinely cannot tell whether something like this is satire or not? I think this is the kind of rhetoric they will actually push on us in a few years at this rate. There are already a number of leftists who unironically believe this. It's just that those ones don't hold office. But they vote for people who do.

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't feel bad man - it's not satire in some places (e.g. UK) as other comments have noted.

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jomten 36 points ago +36 / -0

Whats her address we can redistribute her wealth?

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h3xAd3c1m4L 3 points ago +3 / -0

Capitol Address:

Room E1.21 P.O. Box 2910 Austin, TX 78768

(512) 463-0641

(512) 463-0044 Fax

District Address: 613 N. O'Connor Rd. Suite # 30 Irving, Texas 75061

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TheEmoEngineer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kek, this is genius

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MuhFreeStuff 2 points ago +3 / -1

What happens when the "loot" they want is her pussy? She going to cooperate then?

Once again, another Democrat doesn't think about the words spilling out of their ass!

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peapodchu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, we just need to be less bigoted and more equitable with our genitals. You need to be more open minded.

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mushroomhead 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was just thinking that haha Im sure she has armed guards - paid by the state

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NotAPuma 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then they better Cooperate...

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Starxteel 4 points ago +4 / -0

So this is how we remove Biden from the WH, they are obligated to flee.

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usdodsgssog 107 points ago +107 / -0

Just let the man rape you and all will be well. Besides, who are you to deny that man's sexual urges. He probably needed the sex more than you did.

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CahalTheMad 44 points ago +44 / -0

You must be Swedish. That is their exact cucked mentality; "sexual emergencies aren't rape." Imagine redefining rape, based entirely on the rapist's ethnicity, just to push an insane narrative. "Sexual emergency," such mental gymnasts lefturds are.

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1A2A 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a sexual emergency every night ‘bout 10.

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AgnesDomini 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, if that is the logic, then women can have an emotional emergency to chop the dick off would be rapists, to aussage the pent up anguish caused by millennia of women being treated as chattel and sex objects. Sexual emergency my fat fanny! Emergencies are life threatening, and men don't die from blue balls!

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OXIE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except when it comes to Julian Assange of Wikileaks fame. When the United States first started to try to extradite him they got Sweden to pursue bogus rape charges against him.

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Basedone 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's white, white men should never get sex. Duh.

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AnAngryPotato 2 points ago +2 / -0

that excuse only works if your a migrant.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fer cryin' in a bucket, don't give them any more idiotic ideas. Next pedophilia will be redefined as getting to understand children better. Oh shit....now I just did it.

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Winter_bow_huntress 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’m a lady pede and I had the same thought. People don’t just break into homes to rob them, sometimes they are psychopaths that want to rape and murder you. If anyone breaks into my house they will be leaving in a body bag, I’m not risking getting killed because they might “just want me to cooperate”. These people are fucking idiots!

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1A2A 16 points ago +16 / -0

Maybe their desire to take your life is stronger than your desire to live? EVER THINK OF THAT, MS. SELFISH?!?

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Winter_bow_huntress 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know, I’m being selfish reeeeee🤣

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are not idiots at all. This is calculated evil. This person hates you and wants to see you suffer. They enjoy the thought of you being afraid for your life as a home invader does what he wants with you and your things.

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fjzappa 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are you Islamic?

Yes, I know /s

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know this was policy in every communist takeover right? Eventually the mass rape stops because military officers wont fight if their wives are being assaulted at home.

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climatestatis 5 points ago +5 / -0

It may lead to a more equitable distribution of his sperm.

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Muttsbitetoo 56 points ago +56 / -0

Pass this all you want. Fuck around and find out, motherfucker.

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bidensmissingbrain 32 points ago +32 / -0

3 S's:

Shoot

Shovel

Shut the fuck up

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RyanUpCreek 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is all

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut The Fuck Up Friday

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Ifeargovtmorethan 14 points ago +14 / -0

beyond disturbing....it's idiotic

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Fignugent 53 points ago +53 / -0

home owners only want one thing, to keep their shit and protect their family. that's the only reason they're carrying a weapon, as an incentive for thieves to cooperate and not steal shit and rape the family. when the thief tries to steal is when thieves get hurt. if only one family is in the house with guns, fewer thieves will get killed

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Pierre_Delectoes 12 points ago +13 / -1

I don't want anyone to break into my home, but if they do, I want them to die for it.

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bills_gash 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least want them to limp so they will think twice about going into someone else's house uninvited in the future. Knock or get shot, bitch.

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loveshock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone that breaks into my home risks letting my cat out.

I will kill you for that.

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Basedone 2 points ago +2 / -0

What faggot is downvoting this?

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they don't want to die or get shot, they shouldn't be fucking around in someone's house. They clearly don't have good intentions.

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marishiten -15 points ago +8 / -23

This is wrong.

And you'd be wise to understand that.

That is NOT what the second amendment is designed for. The Second Amendment isn't designed to protect you from other private citizens. It's there to protect you from the GOVERNMENT AND TYRANNY. The second amendment just so happens to be effective against private citizens.

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Proud_American 12 points ago +12 / -0

Uh, I’ve read his comment twice, yet fail to see how your point is relevant.

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Ryan192 7 points ago +7 / -0

When government sicks private citizens on you as a form of asymmetrical warfare, and the security of a free state is at risk, it's back on the table. Enemies foreign and domestic. Just because they're a citizen (i bet a lot of them aren't) doesn't mean they're not the enemy, and just because it's a break in, doesn't mean it's not war.

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Fignugent 5 points ago +5 / -0

second amendment is designed to protect citizens PERIOD

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bills_gash 3 points ago +3 / -0

So gun protec?

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's designed for both.

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Jon888 39 points ago +39 / -0

This can't be real...

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NullifyAndSecede 23 points ago +23 / -0

She's just trying to achieve efficiency in taxation by eliminating the middleman.

Edit: looked into it, the bill is real was filed late 2020, it does weaken (but not totally eliminate) castle-doctrine, but the quotes are fake and originally sourced from some satire.

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NADSAQ 10 points ago +10 / -0

any pixelated text wall with highlighting and circled words is fake and gay 1352% of the time

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17MAGA76 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think it’s fake and bi-curious 1352% of the time.

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Forbidden_outcast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Confirmed is not completely real, you best described it

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Shitface_cunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s not. This is a satirical take done by someone else which is incorrectly attributed to her.

What she wants is still bad enough and essentially amounts to someone being able to break in to your house and steal your shit without the ability to stop them unless your life is at risk.

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-terry-meza-castle-doctrine-idUSKBN28L1ZB

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fight this with every fiber of your being. Don't become like my cuck ass country where the home invader's well being is considered most important.

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Pierre_Delectoes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even putting this law aside, you're always better off double tapping home invading vermin. For one thing, they might actually still be a threat. Even a bleeding out criminal can pop a lucky shot off from the floor. But, once the police arrive you want your story to be the only story.

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Wsemenske 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep thieves are rarely honest

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Jon888 18 points ago +19 / -1

Good news everyone. While Meza does want to repeal the castle doctrine (which is retarded enough), those quotes aren't real, someone made them up to satirize how ridiculous revoking the castle doctrine is and how insane the left has gotten.

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Jon888 13 points ago +14 / -1

You shouldn't have to. But even if there is no castle doctrine you still have a right to defend yourself against an armed intruder with lethal force if a reasonable person would believe his life is in danger. And dead men cannot testify against you. But the cops can, don't talk to the cops, let your lawyer talk to the cops.

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marishiten 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if the intruder isn't armed but has broken into your home? What if you don't know if they have a weapon? You gonna ask them if they have one? Or are you going to neutralize the threat?

I'm not going to wait and threat asses for 10 minutes before I determine to open fire. I'm going to determine if that person is authorized to be there or not and if not, I'm going to neutralize them.

I'm not going to play 20 questions with a burglar.

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Yaemz123 1 point ago +2 / -1

The intruder was obviously there to kill my wife and rape my dog. I had to shoot him to prevent animal abuse! Also to keep my wife alive. How else would I ever get sammiches?

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Jon888 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well the jury would be out on that. It would be a risky shot without the castle doctrine.

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DonJr24 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clearly you have never lived in a blue shithole. Fear for your life is practically non-existant as a defense in those places.

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BroadSunlitUplands 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks.

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Muzzah 17 points ago +17 / -0

Reminds me a lot of our immigration policy. Fuck American citizens at every opportunity and give our country to someone who needs it more right?

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hailXenu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at her last name she us the result of our immigration policy.

Mexico is reclaiming texas. Inflation instead of invasion.

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DonJr24 1 point ago +2 / -1

There are a lot of people of Mexican descent who trace their ancestry back to the Texas Revolution against Mexico. Not saying she is one of them, but just looking at someone's last name doesn't tell you shit about them.

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Enrd 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is fake news,, see below article for clarification:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN28L1ZB

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JESUSJUGS 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is STILL bullshit! She is warped.

Meza explained in a Twitter thread that the bill has been misrepresented and its purpose is to amend the existing law to require a homeowner to exhaust the option to safely retreat before using deadly force in defense of themselves or their home (here).

She added: “I filed this bill because the castle doctrine as it currently exists emboldens people to take justice into their own hands. While theft is obviously wrong, we have laws to address that. I don’t believe that stealing someone’s lawn ornament should be an offense punishable by death.”

Yes, stealing a lawn ornament or anything from someone’s property is a death worthy event. By bullet to the skull!

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not only should you be allowed to shoot someone stealing a lawn ornament, you should be allowed to do it from two miles away with a .50.

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dm502 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well if people don't steal they don't need to find out. These crazy people don't realize that the softer on crime the go the harder the criminals get.

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TruthWillOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's one of the crime apologists who want people to believe that stealing is an OK thing to do.

Why is that?

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Basedone 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's a woman and a Mexican. Hope no further explanation needed.

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MightyBright 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand the line of reasoning that you shouldn't value your own property over someone else's life.

Why shouldn't we? I like my property, but I couldn't give a rat's ass whether some lowlife scum who isn't part of my social circle and has no value to society lives or dies.

I mean, clearly the would-be thief values your property more than his own life if he's risking it to steal from you.

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MrMcGreenGenes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doesn't say anything about thieves needing money in the Constitution.

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wizzolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Equality of outcome is AIDS. The reasoning in this argument is marxist, for sure, but more to the point: hysterical. Yes, a hysterical woman, call me a bigot. This is the persecution of the kulaks, by inserted operatives.

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PorcupineKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's got to be some leftist moron from either Seattle, Portland, or NYC.

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DonnieRamesJio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somewhere in TX IIRC, but words of pure evil. Maybe she should have a transfer of dating relationship and cooperate with the guy who just wants to get his affection and get away

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Cianevalies 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s fucking insane

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Coprolite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fine just shoot them and make sure they are dead so the can't sue you. Fuck it don't even call the police, just chuck the body in a dumpster in the ghetto an tell no one.

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Yheymos 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the VICTIM BLAMING bill. It is an attack on society.

It is also the horror that we have already had in Canada for decades.

The criminals literally have more rights that normal citizens. You aren't allowed to fight back with anything but 'proportional force'. Meaning... that you literally have to be dead already before you are allow to use force that might kill the criminal to stop them from killing you. It is insane clown world shit and it has been this way for a long time.

STOP THE WOKE SUPREMACIST CRAZYLADY.

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BurtMcGirt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is absolutely disgusting.

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fact checkers are pointing out that those are satirical quotes (and they are), but I went and used my white privilege/ supremacy skills, and looked at the amendment (she's not trying to repeal it, just amend it to extend protections to robbers, literally.) Found line 18 on page 1, and found the satire to be pretty damned accurate. https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/87R/billtext/pdf/HB00196I.pdf#navpanes=0

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marishiten 4 points ago +4 / -0

Residents are allowed to protect their Life, Liberty, and PROPERTY. Things in their home, including their home itself, is their PROPERTY.

The use of deadly force is authorized if an assailant is in your home without permission. Castle Doctrine Laws apply inside the home and the home owner may use deadly force to protect their LIFE, LIBERTY, AND PROPERTY.

It's pretty clear. And thieves don't carry weapons for protection. They carry them in the event they need to intimidate someone into compliance, or they need to kill them out of fear of identification.

It's not hard to understand.

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GotMyFishingPole 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's her address? I need to do some shopping

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LindaSarsourCunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't want a peaceful transfer. That's why I'm willing to shoot home invaders looking to steal my property. Gee, if only there was a document which protect my life, liberty, and... garsh m, what's that other thing?

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

This has to be parody

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Gipgm2 4 points ago +4 / -0

So we should give our daughters birth control pills just in case the intruder decides to rape them ---

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they are 12 gauge double 00 Black Aces they do --- Delivered by my Remington 870

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FUSnowflake 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://www.house.texas.gov/photos/members/3455.jpg

She looks like a cross between Terry Meza and Jabba the Hutt.

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dm502 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof! I All the crazy f*cks are just straight ugly.

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TrumpIsMyyPresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please add a shitpost alert next time. Thanks.

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Mishabird 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just because she is proposing it does not mean it will become law in Texas. Get a grip.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is retarded. So we shouldn't discuss any proposed bills? Only the ones that get passed? Good strategy faggot.

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dm502 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause it is Clown World lately and nothing seems to crazy. We absolutely should point this crap out as soon as possible so it is dead before it can grow. That's called nipping it in the bud.

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climatestatis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd like a reference. The top starts off with typical garbage, but the last two sentences seem to be faked.

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a person who has not either never been robbed or not robbed enough.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone stealing my shit and I don't know who they are = gunshots on my end

How do I know they are just stealing? What if they are here to do more than steal from me?

Answer is shoot now and ask questions later.

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Mitzhatzmakoph 3 points ago +3 / -0

source?

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BroadSunlitUplands 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please tell me this isn’t real.

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farfiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's say- it's partly true and partly satire.

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just protect your family as normal and dig a hole. No ones going to be looking for the idiot anyway!

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BotFlyPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burn barrel for trash.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so twisted it boggles my mind! It is Marxism at its core. We either have property rights or we don't, but until we don't, breaking into someone's house is a death penalty offense.

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fthecoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wit!?

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AnAngryPotato 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT THE FUCK!?!? This cunt is literally trying to decriminalize armed robbery while criminalizing defending yourself from armed robbery. What the fuck is this madness and how the fuck are they not being laughed out of the room the moment the thought so much as enters their fucking head? This is utter fucking insanity.

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Pittsburgh_Rare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me see if I'm reading this right: an intruder can't sue for damages when he's dead, right?

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rcstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Family of evil.

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DonJr24 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but the state will be happy to send you to prison for killing Dindu.

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Monz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the fuck said this

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NimbleNavigator20202 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Leads to a more equitable distribution of wealth"

SO ITS COMMUNISM, THEN

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62jawbill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until it's her or one of her friends or relatives that become the victims of a home invasion..just some joggers raping you for equality...this is some stupid shit..

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Edial 1 point ago +1 / -0

If someone breaks into your home with a weapon they've 1000% forfeited their right to life. I'd rather be judged than carried by 6 every time.

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BahamaDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

THis has got to be a joke, or satire.

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HumblePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sure does seem like Texas is under attack, doesn't it? The deep state must be very, very scared of the patriots who reside in that great state.

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awsure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thia has to be a joke?!?!?!?

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The criminals just want to defend themselves from home owners"

A human being with allegedly a functional brain uttered that sentence. Let it sink into you that immediately after that she says "and to coerce the homeowner into cooperating" thus admitting the weapon is being used for a purpose not involving self defence.

So even if we acknowledge the criminal even has a right to self defence instead of instantly forfeiting their right to exist through their actions even then the homeowners right to self defence kicks in when the criminal brandishes the weapon at the home owner thus validating castle doctrine.

In short fuck this idiot.

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TheMAGAlorian787 1 point ago +1 / -0

That can’t be real... no one is that retarded.

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Scumbag-reddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

These stupid fucking faggots have done an excellent job getting the normal leftist faggot to confuse equality and equity.

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brassmule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake and Gay.

At least credit the satirical source to these made up quotes so pedes don't get the wrong idea.

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gogueofreeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

For what it is worth, according to Reuters the quotes attributed to the commie is satire. Though, the wording used to debunk it is chosen carefully. She could have said it, but I can not find the original source.