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SpaceMane 272 points ago +272 / -0

Shitty Hair - Check

Rinbow Colors - Check

Crazy Eyes - Check

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deleted 200 points ago +201 / -1
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NADSAQ 169 points ago +169 / -0

ugly as fuck even behind a mask - check

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jomten 110 points ago +110 / -0

Masks have been a godsend for butterfaces ngl

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MegoThor 52 points ago +52 / -0

It’s why they never want them to go away.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 59 points ago +59 / -0

Tyrone gonna be draggin' his nutsack over xher nose - check

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RedPillMAGALegend 40 points ago +40 / -0

SHEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

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StepItUp 43 points ago +43 / -0

Using covid as her sole reason for existence - check

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americandrunk 29 points ago +29 / -0

Probably has an IQ to match.

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Chaotikizm 11 points ago +11 / -0

All she needs is her instruments of pain

https://youtu.be/R3_MhrAVQTA?t=22

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not so sure thats a her though.

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Chopblock 27 points ago +27 / -0

Under the Sanpaku eyes

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BeholdaPaleHorse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my god someone else actually knows about that!

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IsrorOrca 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oooo a hyphenator. That usually signals narcissist

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1787 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't stand it. No commitment in a hyphenated surname.

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Winter_bow_huntress 61 points ago +62 / -1

Problem glasses-check Multiple cats-check

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Carry_Your_Name 25 points ago +27 / -2

Hey! What's wrong with cats? Those floofballs are cute!

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deplorable-d00d 22 points ago +34 / -12

Nothing if you have kids and a house and other pets.

If you're single and you own more than one cat, seek help.

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Frog_Anne 34 points ago +36 / -2

I have two, they keep each other company when I'm at work. I don't refer to them as furbabies, or myself as their mommy though, that's crazy.

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TerraHertz 17 points ago +17 / -0

MGTOWWC

Men going their own way. With cats. Cats are never going to suddenly take away half your assets. They may pee on some of them, but that's survivable.

I have, uh... a few.

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dayd12134 10 points ago +16 / -6

Aye fuck you buddy. I've got multiple cats, no kids, and currently rent. I live a good life and a happy one at that. Having kids, a wife, and owning a house isn't for everyone, and as long as everyone is here to MAGA it shouldn't matter how they choose to live.

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IntergalacticWalrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if you’re in a relationship and have 7 cats? I know someone...

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SuperUser 9 points ago +9 / -0

I read that as footballs at first.

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TrumpAndGodWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oi! You got a loicense for them footballs?

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like cats when they go outside.

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Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Egyptians knew they guarded the underworld. Nothing else needs to be said.

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MAGA_mantis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Smells like cat pee-check.

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ErockHawk 41 points ago +42 / -1

Her pupils are different sizes. I used to think the npc meme was just a funny joke......but do these people have souls? Honestly....

Are they really just empty vessels?

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endthefed11 17 points ago +17 / -0

anisocoria is a sign of neurological damage

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OWLMAN 9 points ago +10 / -1

"Why Postmodernists Don't Have Souls"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCQWeGWCPA0

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone's programmable, but not all choose to be so.

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Realist79 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their minds have been hacked and infected with the Marx virus.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

it really does seem like it sometimes, doesn't it?

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TrumpWonBigly2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fake mask too.

Surgeons don't even wear masks that thick. Open heart surgery? Single thin mask

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Imransgarage 5 points ago +7 / -2

Because those have nothing to do with viruses.

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Muzzah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Xiden sticker on bumper - check