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NPCs can not think outside of the program, because they are run by the program (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by kek_saved_the_world ago by kek_saved_the_world +2614 / -2
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– Winter_bow_huntress 61 points ago +62 / -1

Problem glasses-check Multiple cats-check

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– Carry_Your_Name 25 points ago +27 / -2

Hey! What's wrong with cats? Those floofballs are cute!

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– deplorable-d00d 22 points ago +34 / -12

Nothing if you have kids and a house and other pets.

If you're single and you own more than one cat, seek help.

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– Frog_Anne 34 points ago +36 / -2

I have two, they keep each other company when I'm at work. I don't refer to them as furbabies, or myself as their mommy though, that's crazy.

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– Artek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Having two makes sense. They're great for rodent control.

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– Quietam_Unum 7 points ago +7 / -0

don't refer to them as furbabies, or myself as their mommy

"Big, dumb, two-legged cat food can opener."

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– TerraHertz 17 points ago +17 / -0

MGTOWWC

Men going their own way. With cats. Cats are never going to suddenly take away half your assets. They may pee on some of them, but that's survivable.

I have, uh... a few.

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– dayd12134 10 points ago +16 / -6

Aye fuck you buddy. I've got multiple cats, no kids, and currently rent. I live a good life and a happy one at that. Having kids, a wife, and owning a house isn't for everyone, and as long as everyone is here to MAGA it shouldn't matter how they choose to live.

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– Heywood_youblowme -3 points ago +4 / -7

Probably a boomer. Doesn't understand the current state of things.

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– IntergalacticWalrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

What if you’re in a relationship and have 7 cats? I know someone...

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– tashnag_01 2 points ago +10 / -8

Cucks for sure

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– SuperUser 9 points ago +9 / -0

I read that as footballs at first.

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– TrumpAndGodWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oi! You got a loicense for them footballs?

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– masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like cats when they go outside.

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– Parhelion12 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Egyptians knew they guarded the underworld. Nothing else needs to be said.

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– MAGA_mantis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Smells like cat pee-check.

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