He then asked if I was willing to shoot someone over my xbox.
I told him, "The xbox was besides the point. We are talking about a person intruding into my house at night with my family present. Hell yes, I'd shoot him. It's the principle of the thing. I'd shoot a hole in my xbox without blinking to do it."
You have insurance right? If using it to hire people to clean grey matter from your shit causes a small increase in your premiums I'd consider it money well spent.
Pink matter.