He then asked if I was willing to shoot someone over my xbox.
I told him, "The xbox was besides the point. We are talking about a person intruding into my house at night with my family present. Hell yes, I'd shoot him. It's the principle of the thing. I'd shoot a hole in my xbox without blinking to do it."
I had a coworker say that I should invite intruder to a cup of coffee.... I responded "before or after my items are stolen, I'm beat, and/or I'm raped?"