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I once worked with a lefty who couldn't believe that I felt shooting people for breaking in your house and stealing your stuff was acceptable.
posted ago by Womp_womp ago by Womp_womp +2535 / -1

He then asked if I was willing to shoot someone over my xbox.

I told him, "The xbox was besides the point. We are talking about a person intruding into my house at night with my family present. Hell yes, I'd shoot him. It's the principle of the thing. I'd shoot a hole in my xbox without blinking to do it."

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– Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I had that kind of connections. "He'll go home and find his power bill went up $10,000! Ha ha ha!"

Oh wait.... after the Texas freeze, bad joke.

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– WuhunFastFoodCourt 1 point ago +1 / -0

My previous comment was upvoted by 4 and downvoted by 1. Was the downvote for the bad joke or the fact that I married a jew?

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– Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dunno. It wasn't from me.

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