That’s why I told my buddy before getting serious in a relationship, take her to the beach and have her get hit by a wave. Enough dates and low lighting can be nice to tell if you’re mentally compatible, but nothing will knock the makeup and instagram filters off faster than salty surf.
Wake up next to her. If you still think she’s sexy after seeing her with bed hair, lines on her face from the pillow creases and her yuk breath, then she’s the one.
I should have known when on one of our first outings we went to my favorite walking trail in the woods and he said "I hope no wild animals come after us. Don't expect me to take one down." or something like that. As soon as he said it my thought was "well this isn't going to go well at all".
Every guy I was ever with before him was alpha af. I thought I'd see how it went with the opposite. Whatever you are thinking right now... that's how it went.
A close female friend of mind had a joke...
We were hanging out after work, (co-workers) and it was late, so I was walking all the women to the car. Anyway, a liberal co-worker, allegedly male, walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him I was walking the women to their cars to make sure they got home safe. He asked what I would do if someone attacked us. I responded by telling him that anyone attacking myself or a female in my presence would likely be shot in the head. His response: I hate violence, and I hate guns. I would probably run away. If one of my coworkers was attacked I would feel bad, but I could never hurt another person....
My friend made a loud slurping sound. She said, "do you know what that is? It's the sound of my vagina sealing itself shut like a barbie doll because of you!
I don't think hiking is a good date unless you know and trust the person (i.e. know them good for a while, not just some guy from class). Being alone with guy in woods is not good idea, easy for rape or robbery to happen.
And if people are going to walk in the woods they should be armed.
thanks for your concern but I'm a grown woman that was in my late 30s at the time I was going out with that guy, for one. And for two, it's a very well known and populated trail. I wasn't alone, unprepared with a complete stranger.
And for me, it's a perfect date. One of the best dates I ever went on involved a hike through the woods, to a water fall where we had a picnic then later that day went for a motorcycle ride to my favorite little town for drinks.
I’ve thought of a porn series where a guy fucks them and then while doggystyle they put on a Trump hat and tell them to turn around and film the reaction.
I agree but the people of this era are wicked and frown upon your words because they know not the Lord. Although I fell short in my life many times, I was redeemed and reborn with my faith in Jesus Christ
that name on the t shirt... say it out loud.... dix'on di'az
Lmao 🤣😅
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My favorite shirt.
Big Mike enters the room
Well you may be gay because I have never seen a liberal MAN before....(soybitches are not men... they are dudes with an oversized clit)
200 genders but a man ain't 1 of them for these limp wristed lefties
They got 99 genders but a man ain't one.
Hit me!
The year's 94 and Lewinsky's raw.
Elongated skin flap is the technical term
She's hot.
Lol dude look her up and tell me what you actually think. These fucking girls and their editing. This one is outrageous.
That’s why I told my buddy before getting serious in a relationship, take her to the beach and have her get hit by a wave. Enough dates and low lighting can be nice to tell if you’re mentally compatible, but nothing will knock the makeup and instagram filters off faster than salty surf.
This is the kind of stuff they should be teaching young men in our public schools.
Wake up next to her. If you still think she’s sexy after seeing her with bed hair, lines on her face from the pillow creases and her yuk breath, then she’s the one.
This advice was if you have yet to bed her, but yes that’s the preview of the real one.
Not my type but I wouldn't say she's ugly.
The picture is definitely misleading but it's not like she's some liberal pink haired nightmare. She looks alright.
Just looked her up. This is some 4chan level bullshit. She’s cute.
Hey it’s ok to be ugly. Sorry for diggin on ur ideal girl. No fight here bro.
Looked her up would still collude.
This was my experience as well.
I should have known when on one of our first outings we went to my favorite walking trail in the woods and he said "I hope no wild animals come after us. Don't expect me to take one down." or something like that. As soon as he said it my thought was "well this isn't going to go well at all".
Every guy I was ever with before him was alpha af. I thought I'd see how it went with the opposite. Whatever you are thinking right now... that's how it went.
A close female friend of mind had a joke... We were hanging out after work, (co-workers) and it was late, so I was walking all the women to the car. Anyway, a liberal co-worker, allegedly male, walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him I was walking the women to their cars to make sure they got home safe. He asked what I would do if someone attacked us. I responded by telling him that anyone attacking myself or a female in my presence would likely be shot in the head. His response: I hate violence, and I hate guns. I would probably run away. If one of my coworkers was attacked I would feel bad, but I could never hurt another person....
My friend made a loud slurping sound. She said, "do you know what that is? It's the sound of my vagina sealing itself shut like a barbie doll because of you!
A story that never happened for 10 please alex
Working at bars is fun stuff. Good stories all the time.
Oooh, sorry ntvl, that wasn't phrased in the form of a question.
hahaha!
Do you want ants, because this is how you get ants. 😅
I don't think hiking is a good date unless you know and trust the person (i.e. know them good for a while, not just some guy from class). Being alone with guy in woods is not good idea, easy for rape or robbery to happen.
And if people are going to walk in the woods they should be armed.
thanks for your concern but I'm a grown woman that was in my late 30s at the time I was going out with that guy, for one. And for two, it's a very well known and populated trail. I wasn't alone, unprepared with a complete stranger.
And for me, it's a perfect date. One of the best dates I ever went on involved a hike through the woods, to a water fall where we had a picnic then later that day went for a motorcycle ride to my favorite little town for drinks.
On the flip side, liberal women are usually very easy to get in the sack. They're told that sleeping around is empowering. Pump n dump.
No thanks i can do without the monobrow, hairy unkempt legs & armpits that look like she's has a rasta in a headlock
"rasta in a headlock". Kek!
in my day it was buckwheat in a headlock
buckwheat? Das rayciss! REEEE!
I said this in like 2017 or something, everything is racist by 2020
everything is racist, except for things that are actually racist.
yep
Don't enable their degeneracy. You aren't doing anyone any favours in society, including yourself.
This.
Not to mention you're bound to have one of them scream 'rape' at some point. Can't possibly be worth the hassle.
Oh shut up. I pretend to be a liberal then blast it in their face and say this is maga country and never talk to them again.
This from NataliesFeet, no less.
TIL Hunter is a closet conservative.
I’ve thought of a porn series where a guy fucks them and then while doggystyle they put on a Trump hat and tell them to turn around and film the reaction.
Nice comment. I would give you an upvote, but then I see you didn't upvote mine. So fuck off, pervert.
And then next thing you know she's ruining your life by claiming you raped her.
All pre marital sex is rape. God has a plan, the only way a woman can consent is marriage.
I agree but the people of this era are wicked and frown upon your words because they know not the Lord. Although I fell short in my life many times, I was redeemed and reborn with my faith in Jesus Christ
Applaud you both for your convictions, I respect you. Have a down vote.
Didn’t think it could happen. A reason for being a liberal I can agree with.
Awesome 🤣
also:https://dcgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sierra6.jpg
I’m sure he apologized after
The liberal male isn’t a man. He is a woman with a vagina that is elongated.
I was really confused as to why Taylor Swift was pictured then I realized it wasn’t her...
I wood smash
😄😄😄😄
kek
Loving the hat! I wear my Trump hats in New Zealand..all the time.❤️
HOLY SHIT OUR WOMEN ARE HOT!!
This is fucking perfect
what is he is a Trans Person does that count?
This chick is a major Wooftowner check her other pics.