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entwickelnden 44 points ago +44 / -0

that name on the t shirt... say it out loud.... dix'on di'az

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TrumpWonBigly2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao 🤣😅

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bigdickhangsright 7 points ago +7 / -0
  • Barry
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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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barryandthedongsquad 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite shirt.

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike enters the room

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TheSaltyProphet 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well you may be gay because I have never seen a liberal MAN before....(soybitches are not men... they are dudes with an oversized clit)

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TheJimmReaper 13 points ago +15 / -2

200 genders but a man ain't 1 of them for these limp wristed lefties

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 16 points ago +16 / -0

They got 99 genders but a man ain't one.

Hit me!

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

The year's 94 and Lewinsky's raw.

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New1account1old1user 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elongated skin flap is the technical term

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Keep_on_winning_kag 19 points ago +19 / -0

She's hot.

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BingBongChina 4 points ago +8 / -4

Lol dude look her up and tell me what you actually think. These fucking girls and their editing. This one is outrageous.

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NADSAQ 11 points ago +12 / -1

That’s why I told my buddy before getting serious in a relationship, take her to the beach and have her get hit by a wave. Enough dates and low lighting can be nice to tell if you’re mentally compatible, but nothing will knock the makeup and instagram filters off faster than salty surf.

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Sigma 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the kind of stuff they should be teaching young men in our public schools.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wake up next to her. If you still think she’s sexy after seeing her with bed hair, lines on her face from the pillow creases and her yuk breath, then she’s the one.

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

This advice was if you have yet to bed her, but yes that’s the preview of the real one.

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bigdickhangsright 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not my type but I wouldn't say she's ugly.

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Seenev 6 points ago +6 / -0

The picture is definitely misleading but it's not like she's some liberal pink haired nightmare. She looks alright.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +4 / -2

Just looked her up. This is some 4chan level bullshit. She’s cute.

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BingBongChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey it’s ok to be ugly. Sorry for diggin on ur ideal girl. No fight here bro.

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Curlybill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looked her up would still collude.

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ChickNorris 11 points ago +11 / -0

This was my experience as well.

I should have known when on one of our first outings we went to my favorite walking trail in the woods and he said "I hope no wild animals come after us. Don't expect me to take one down." or something like that. As soon as he said it my thought was "well this isn't going to go well at all".

Every guy I was ever with before him was alpha af. I thought I'd see how it went with the opposite. Whatever you are thinking right now... that's how it went.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +11 / -1

A close female friend of mind had a joke... We were hanging out after work, (co-workers) and it was late, so I was walking all the women to the car. Anyway, a liberal co-worker, allegedly male, walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him I was walking the women to their cars to make sure they got home safe. He asked what I would do if someone attacked us. I responded by telling him that anyone attacking myself or a female in my presence would likely be shot in the head. His response: I hate violence, and I hate guns. I would probably run away. If one of my coworkers was attacked I would feel bad, but I could never hurt another person....

My friend made a loud slurping sound. She said, "do you know what that is? It's the sound of my vagina sealing itself shut like a barbie doll because of you!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +6 / -1

Working at bars is fun stuff. Good stories all the time.

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooh, sorry ntvl, that wasn't phrased in the form of a question.

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahaha!

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DicksOutForPepe16 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you want ants, because this is how you get ants. 😅

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think hiking is a good date unless you know and trust the person (i.e. know them good for a while, not just some guy from class). Being alone with guy in woods is not good idea, easy for rape or robbery to happen.

And if people are going to walk in the woods they should be armed.

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ChickNorris 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks for your concern but I'm a grown woman that was in my late 30s at the time I was going out with that guy, for one. And for two, it's a very well known and populated trail. I wasn't alone, unprepared with a complete stranger.

And for me, it's a perfect date. One of the best dates I ever went on involved a hike through the woods, to a water fall where we had a picnic then later that day went for a motorcycle ride to my favorite little town for drinks.

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NataliesFeet 7 points ago +12 / -5

On the flip side, liberal women are usually very easy to get in the sack. They're told that sleeping around is empowering. Pump n dump.

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TheJimmReaper 17 points ago +19 / -2

No thanks i can do without the monobrow, hairy unkempt legs & armpits that look like she's has a rasta in a headlock

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MerlynTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

"rasta in a headlock". Kek!

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

in my day it was buckwheat in a headlock

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

buckwheat? Das rayciss! REEEE!

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I said this in like 2017 or something, everything is racist by 2020

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

everything is racist, except for things that are actually racist.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

yep

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UnemployedMarx 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't enable their degeneracy. You aren't doing anyone any favours in society, including yourself.

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Oldjeansandbelt 7 points ago +7 / -0

This.

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Yashimata 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention you're bound to have one of them scream 'rape' at some point. Can't possibly be worth the hassle.

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NataliesFeet -2 points ago +6 / -8

Oh shut up. I pretend to be a liberal then blast it in their face and say this is maga country and never talk to them again.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

This from NataliesFeet, no less.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

TIL Hunter is a closet conservative.

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Deepthroht 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve thought of a porn series where a guy fucks them and then while doggystyle they put on a Trump hat and tell them to turn around and film the reaction.

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NataliesFeet 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice comment. I would give you an upvote, but then I see you didn't upvote mine. So fuck off, pervert.

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then next thing you know she's ruining your life by claiming you raped her.

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Oldjeansandbelt -16 points ago +5 / -21

All pre marital sex is rape. God has a plan, the only way a woman can consent is marriage.

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New1account1old1user 3 points ago +4 / -1

I agree but the people of this era are wicked and frown upon your words because they know not the Lord. Although I fell short in my life many times, I was redeemed and reborn with my faith in Jesus Christ

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DicksOutForPepe16 1 point ago +1 / -0

Applaud you both for your convictions, I respect you. Have a down vote.

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ImpeachThisBitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn’t think it could happen. A reason for being a liberal I can agree with.

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure he apologized after

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New1account1old1user 3 points ago +3 / -0

The liberal male isn’t a man. He is a woman with a vagina that is elongated.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was really confused as to why Taylor Swift was pictured then I realized it wasn’t her...

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wood smash

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Mrsattorney 3 points ago +3 / -0

😄😄😄😄

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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UNfreeNewZealand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Loving the hat! I wear my Trump hats in New Zealand..all the time.❤️

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT OUR WOMEN ARE HOT!!

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TheJimmReaper 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is fucking perfect

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trump2O2O 1 point ago +1 / -0

what is he is a Trans Person does that count?

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BingBongChina 1 point ago +2 / -1

This chick is a major Wooftowner check her other pics.

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