A close female friend of mind had a joke... We were hanging out after work, (co-workers) and it was late, so I was walking all the women to the car. Anyway, a liberal co-worker, allegedly male, walked up and asked what I was doing. I told him I was walking the women to their cars to make sure they got home safe. He asked what I would do if someone attacked us. I responded by telling him that anyone attacking myself or a female in my presence would likely be shot in the head. His response: I hate violence, and I hate guns. I would probably run away. If one of my coworkers was attacked I would feel bad, but I could never hurt another person....

My friend made a loud slurping sound. She said, "do you know what that is? It's the sound of my vagina sealing itself shut like a barbie doll because of you!