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NADSAQ 11 points ago +12 / -1

That’s why I told my buddy before getting serious in a relationship, take her to the beach and have her get hit by a wave. Enough dates and low lighting can be nice to tell if you’re mentally compatible, but nothing will knock the makeup and instagram filters off faster than salty surf.

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Sigma 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the kind of stuff they should be teaching young men in our public schools.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wake up next to her. If you still think she’s sexy after seeing her with bed hair, lines on her face from the pillow creases and her yuk breath, then she’s the one.

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

This advice was if you have yet to bed her, but yes that’s the preview of the real one.