Disabled Veteran here. That shit was funny and true. I remember being in the hangar with the rest of my maintenance platoon when the news broke that Saddam had invaded Kuwait. I looked at my friends and said we're going to war. Hope you like hot weather. One of the privates, said "Huh, why would they send us there?" I responded with "Kuwait is one of the largest oil producers, why wouldn't the send us there. A month later we were putting birds back together on a saudi airfield.