LOL! And you believed him!? You got trolled bro. We're all sick of being asked why we joined up. Especially since a lot of the people who ask that think we're evil for having done so. They think we joined just to kill as many people as possible. So when somebody asks us why we joined, it's not uncommon to say something incredibly sarcastic because we don't feel like getting into it or having to deal with some civilian's inadequacies and judgmental attitude.