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ObamasLooseButthole 78 points ago +79 / -1

I'm a woman and a veteran. Guess what? When I was in we were taught not to be ourselves but be part of the unit. That's kind of how you end up getting so close to those around you that you may dislike anywhere else, you're all just soldiers, nothing more.

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Johnfox13 19 points ago +19 / -0

Are you attacking my lived experience? talking from white privilege /s

I wonder what drill sergeants have to go through today in critical theory era of drilling

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

what drill sergeants have to go through today in critical theory era of drilling

So many 4+ hour powerpoints...

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm so happy I got out of the corporate world before that became a thing.

There's no way I could make it through one of those sessions without calling it out for the insanity that it is.

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too. Retired before the "voluntary" now "mandatory" diversity training started.

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Harambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure your insults are gender neutral!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

No “steers vs queers” comments

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

-Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private: Sir, Texas, sir!

-Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and xirs come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!

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MasterShake 3 points ago +3 / -0

-Angry Cops- (Angry Drill Sgt)

THIS?! replaced the Shark Attack in Basic Training?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5U66RF4QIQ

No more PT TESTS in Basic Training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4btSqna93dY

Air Force Messes up Push-up Challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot6sNnD2aNg

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stonepony 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need to see mass numbers of male soldiers turn trans and identify as black females. With all of the ridiculous hair hats and braids and artificial fros.

Rubbing the absurdity in the faces of our so called military "leadership", in a way that they can't criticize because they're forced to submit to their own dumbass rules.

They can punish our service people for refusing to accept this nonsense. But they can't be punished for sarcastically embracing it all.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +3 / -1

Love it, Lady-pede.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

For fucks sake, women want to be men so bad, but then want the rules changed to accommodate their feminine preferences. This is past the point of ridiculousness.

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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Feminists: Men are evil, disgusting, oppressive pigs.

Also feminists: Be just like men!

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +6 / -1

have you never met a woman before in your life? you sound surprised.

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daryljames_Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

under rated comment lol

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

A-women.

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Fact 1 point ago +1 / -0

This should go about as smoothly as African American hair.

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CovfefeNegro 30 points ago +31 / -1

Yeah, until you gotta wear helmets and respirators and bio suits or...other PPE, sure, run it like a fooking circus.

Damn. We 'used' to have Standards and for Reasons.

https://files.catbox.moe/16eaxr.jpg

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LegalEagle22 23 points ago +27 / -4

Of all the battles to fight right now I dunno if Army hairstyles is the hill folks really need to die on.

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Harambe 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah this is really a non issue

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like red flag laws, hate speech, pride week etc.

Give an inch - take your whole fu€king country!

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85Dacudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hm, I kind of agree. This just seems miniscule.

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BrewSwillis 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pretty soon the military will only be transgender POC's.

Can't wait!!

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the_sky_is_falling 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. Then we can shoot at them indiscriminately once they're ordered to kill you and your family.

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MeanOlDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wont be long. They’ll start that forced “Wakanda Fo Eva” salute🙅🏾‍♂️ as part of their critical theory training.

Fuck that noise

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BS2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

No, actually its the Army and they're pussies -- more and more now literally lol. No hate, just joking. The point is you chose to serve and you chose to abide by the rules -- because your "individuality" is NOT important in the service. The Marine Corps has done a vastly better job than our civilian sector regarding race relations because their is no tolerance for it and because everyone is treated equally, which mean they're not any more important than an another.

The Army however is filed with pencil pushers, NOT soldiers and now the Dems have made great efforts in getting more Dems in the military and NOW outright discriminating against those who aren't. The leaders that are trying to make this hair style change are doing it for the "soldiers" they're doing it to start pushing their own liberal agendas over the purpose of the Army. Prove me wrong -- what benefit to the Army does new hair style provide?

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Harambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

It opens up their recruiting base.

Patriots won't fight for oil. They need dumb commies with big hair to do it

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phandaal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hot damn I'd almost pay to see a group of Yas Queens in a firefight with a bunch of Hajjis who don't get to eat unless they score a kill.

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PieceOfParchment7 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stop By A Recruiting Station and make fun of them.

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Harambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden is expecting all those BLM that voted for him to sign up to go die for him. Lmao

Enlist or you ain't black

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47urOFH3d 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fair enough, but how does lipstick become necessary?

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

That kind of language is out dated. It’s 2021, we use respectful language like “Health and Human Services employees” now.

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah the article seems too focused on virtue signaling. But I see the reasoning behind this change.

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Dogpile1 14 points ago +16 / -2

IN other news, the us military will never win another war. Ever.

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TexasPiper 9 points ago +9 / -0

That’s the idea. Chicom invasion force coming soon.

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never been a better time for militias. Sadly it’s become so stigmatized.

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Julius_Severus 10 points ago +10 / -0

No wonder the Taliban still controls half of Afghanistan after 20 years of war

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Kaarous 8 points ago +8 / -0

In a totally coincidental note, the Army has never had a lower overall force readiness rating in the past seventy years.

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VirtueVeritas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably by design. Russia and China are probably overjoyed right now

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Kaarous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I imagine they are. You don't have to defeat an enemy that defeats themselves.

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems have been saying this about the GoP for years..

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Kaarous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that and they've infiltrated the Republican party to a ridiculous extent.

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauce?

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Kaarous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Was part of several global force readiness evals and wargames. We failed. OpFor defeated us repeatedly in both the China Sea and Eastern European theaters.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why the fuck would you join the army if you want to embrace individualism? That is one of the last places you would join if that mattered to you. The army is not a democracy. You do what you're told. You wear what you're told to wear. You're all a part of the same unit. You can get rejected for almost any reason if you do not fit into military service standards. China and Russia are gonna roll right over us I swear to god.

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flugglebinder 3 points ago +3 / -0

The next time there's a real war with a strong country, we are either going to lose badly, or have to start the draft up again.

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BeetlejuiceForSenate 3 points ago +4 / -1

The only grooming is psychological

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found hunters niece

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TheironToaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Used to be that everyone had short hair due to the fact that it was real easy for an enemy to pull your head back by the hair and slit your throat.

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lipstick? Oh my fucking god. We’re doomed. “Oooh what shade is that... did you get that at Ulta?” “No girl it’s Kylie Jenner.” “Get Out!” “No you get out!” Man Soldier places gun in mouth... “I just want it to stop” he mumbles as he pulls the trigger.

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Antemalagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol military is not more dependent on women or black women. It's just increasingly lowering the standards and doing what every shit company in america is doing, they're pushing to fill spots with particular groups to fulfill retarded inclusiveness quotas rather and just looking for the best of the best no matter what gender or background.

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hallway_monitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when the US Army was a professional fighting force?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

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PlatinumFMorgan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice they are quoting an Officer ?

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legit, why do we even want females in the army outside of logistics roles? The army is not a place for dress-up and identity politics, it a place of pure efficiency, American lives on your back.

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_soundwave_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“BEING YOU” is literally the opposite of what the army is supposed to care about.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

If our military is dependent on less than 6% of our population we have some major issues.

Like people need to understand that black people are not 50% of the population. They are 13%.

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Jmradioman 2 points ago +2 / -0

No you fucking can't my God you do not want people defending your country you want fine tuned killing machines. What's wrong with these people????

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BlueEyesWhiteMullet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Putem on the front lines in syria. Give them all the equality and individuality they can ask for. Yeal blm and all that Hahahaha

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eupraxia128 2 points ago +2 / -0

If "a woman can do anything a man can do", does that not include cutting their ugly hair to fit regulations.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol at believing the NYT.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

No fucking standards left in the military.

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone gets a buzz cut. Problem solved.

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope that gas mask and hood can fit over your Afro when the gas starts popping off around you...

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Kendoextendo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda thought one of the points of the military was to get rid of individualism and teach people to work as a unit and rely on one another to complete the job. If you’re worried about your hair, you ain’t doing your job correctly.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because what really matters to a soldier is how pretty you look.

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a woman you should be insulted when people/organizations have to lower their standards to accept you.

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ZuppaDiPipistrello 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure it is. /s

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ravioli_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sympathetic to their issues, but this has been a thing for a decade or longer. Military requires a certain type of hair style for women that a certain race of women don't naturally have. So they need to spend a lot of time working on that. Or they can shave it or buzz cut it, but most women would never want to do that.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think we can all agree on allowing a practical haircut that’s biologically appropriate.

Lipstick... yeah... not so sure on that one.

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JustInTime2_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

The military is compromised mostly of White males. Females are a very small percentage of the military population. Blacks are a small percentage.

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SimPilot 1 point ago +1 / -0

all while man still can't have a proper stash. Sigh.