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Let's play: Spot the Glowie! (media.patriots.win) 🚁 FREE CHOPPER RIDES 🚁
posted ago by cjcivicx ago by cjcivicx +575 / -1
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strictly1957 28 points ago +28 / -0

This one Glows like a reactor in Chernobyl...

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Bulacounty 18 points ago +18 / -0

The elephant foot in the room.

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strictly1957 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nicely put!

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Pepedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm tanned just reading this

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MastaJoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tbh, I don’t think Joe ever knows what’s coming next, and that looking over the shoulder is because he’s lost..

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

/s

Oh come on, Frens! This isn't a glowie, this is a helpful citizen; but it's not nice to refer to Kamal-toe and Pedosi as "things". (Maybe he was trying to be gender-neutral when sending this warning? I personally would have used something better fitting like "harpy-cunts" or "Lilith-spawned mega succubi")

He is right that the Whore of Babylon is too evil for Xidan to comprehend, and Pedosi ... iiiyuck /shiver

... good point about what potato-for-brains can actually comprehend anymore. Seems like a VERY low bar ...

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Cyber1776 25 points ago +25 / -0

The outright not even disguised fedbait, coupled with the handshake of the new account is good enough, but the name of "Jesusisking" really makes this something else. They could have easily gone the neo-nazi route, or the 3% militia, but they decided to go with the classic crazy evangelical christian route.

Clearly a rookie at the agency who hasnt learned the art of fedposting yet.

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cjcivicx [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Correct. Must be a a new trans agent posting how they THINK a Christian would.

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WolfMaddow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck! Not Carl again.

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's always Fucking Carl!

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KuhlooKuhlay 19 points ago +19 / -0

A shorter list at this point would be all the things Joe Biden does comprehend.

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Waffleyumboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit this is gold!

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOPKEK!

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cjcivicx [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

BOOYAH!

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Csh768 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean of course he won't comprehend. The guy doesn't even know where he is. He doesn't comprehend anything

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PlatinumFMorgan 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The guy doesn't even know where he is."

I'd bet money he would need to cross an ocean before he sets foot on USA soil.

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Csh768 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden?

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PlatinumFMorgan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, the Chinese puppet.

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Justlooking250 3 points ago +3 / -0

You dropped this:

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cjcivicx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like his other account u/trumpiswin

Dead too.

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cjcivicx [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably all the same FBI agent lol

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AntsCamera 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello fellow millipedes...

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DaemonKrog 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are things directly in front of him he can't comprehend, let alone things behind him.

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MastaJoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hence the looking over his shoulders all the time. Like a dog chasing his tail.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

He does seem to love dog tails ... didn't he break his foot for a week doing that?

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cjcivicx [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're all gone now. Mods got em!

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Tejas_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good work mods, now do this one...

https://patriots.win/u/vtanon59/

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cjcivicx [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

This guy doesn't seem like a glowie, just a proper nutbar that is waaaaay more right than most of us.

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

dude literally is copying me what a faggot

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DrunkenWalMart 3 points ago +3 / -0

god i hope i pass the glowie test

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BigHuff2316 3 points ago +3 / -0

Secret service contacted our family during the Obama years for a post my uncle put up saying someone should shoot him to do us all a favor.

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MastaJoda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmm 🤔... too bad nobody ever shot him

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beep-boop-voting-pc 2 points ago +2 / -0

With dementia things are coming and going all the time

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden cannot comprehend the Reapers.

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k_the_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's a glowie?

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone who knows that voting and talking isn't going to help this country since voting and the courts no longer matter.

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k_the_c 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see. Thanks.

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I_have_lady_parts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems more of the mindset of the hopium crowd tbh....

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Cohle477 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahaha I heard the FBI is a bunch of fags

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Rhondevu85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just waiting on his dementia to go full blown Alzheimer’s is all we need to wait on.

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Shayhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest though, Pedo Joe doesn't comprehend the things that are right in front of him.

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trumpmixtape 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the kind of expert investigation techniques i expect from the agency who investigated whether or not Taylor Swift's dogs were kidnapped as a retaliation for her performing at Biden's inauguration (which literally no one even knew about)

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SayNoToHypocrisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's a Glowie?

No, like for real. I've Urban Dictionary'd it and I still don't get it.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone who knows that voting and talking isn't going to help this country since voting and the courts no longer matter.

But I should also add, "... no longer matter and aren't afraid to say it."

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NavySTG 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not wrong though. Guaranteed that Kamala, Pelosi, etc. have plans for him to step down because of his dementia, and you can take it to the bank he won't comprehend it...lol. He doesn't even know where he is most of the time.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unsung heroes play in "new".....kek Freaking called that douche early

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cjcivicx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

More often than not they are brand new accounts with a dozen or more posts in a few minutes, mostly racist or attempting to call people to violence or like this one, making thinly veiled threats looking to get upvoted enough to get to top or rising.

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well aware of it. I had this one in the op on the line from his first post.