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CJBarnacle 70 points ago +73 / -3

Don't give them any ideas. They'll probably start wearing gas masks.

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CyclopticErotica 63 points ago +63 / -0

I saw a guy the other day wearing a full on paint respirator trying to tell the butcher what he wanted. He couldn't understand a word the guy was saying. I assumed he must be a teacher.

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Haitianbychoice360 31 points ago +31 / -0

Or he could be a pede trolling. I am hoping for the best!

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CyclopticErotica 41 points ago +41 / -0

Portland suburb, sadly unlikely. 50% of people here drive alone with masks on.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Masks have become a (vestigial) part of them and don’t even realize it’s there

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The_Almighty_Kek 12 points ago +12 / -0

I had thought about wearing a full plague doctor's outfit to go out in public but never did it. Decided to go the stubborn civil disobedience route instead. Haven't worn a mask of any kind even once.

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msannthrope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me, too---I'm saving it for going to a new doctor---if he/she laughs, we can deal. If they get huffy, I'll know they're Medical-Industrial Complex and I'll find a based curandera ;)

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its one of the outfits I'm working on. Other ideas are Mr Freeze and Warhammer 40,000k stuff.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I did that in Texas, I would have a heat stroke. Well, except for last week.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm glad gas is paid at the pump and drive through for everything

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

This shit is kind of a cosplayer's dream. Especially if you're in to fallout 4. All those gas mask helmets.

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KiTA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real pede trolls wear plague doctor masks. ;)

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ViduusMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

That might have been me... I’ve been dreaming of doing this since I tried a 3M respirator. (Kick ass product btw)

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ViduusMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

With an American flag or kek/Pepe for absolute clarity of purpose.

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CyclopticErotica 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy dripped beta.

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TightyWhitey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope he was trolling, lol! That’s hilarious. I’d keep on wasting the butcher’s time. You can’t hear me? Too bad. You asked me to wear a mask.

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VoltronGreen1981 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a guy wearing a plague doctor's mask in a grocery store, was great.

I'm surprised that guy eats meat and isn't on an all soy diet.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, please don't give them any ideas! These people are insane!

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahhahahahahhaha

Shortage on Gas Masks

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glasscrawler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been waiting for the democrats to propose a gas-mask type device with included oat bag, so that people won't have an excuse to remove the mask while eating or drinking.