There was quite the line and I'm sure he was elbowing the women on The View to get to the front, but you can only do so much when up against a Meghan McCain with a bucket of PF Chang's.
Which should terrify biden, because jan 21 was the day his usefulness left him. Or perhaps the deal is that he does every little thing theyve wanted by exec. order as fast as possible and then he gets to go retire when they remove him from office for his dementia and no one is left to take the blame for all the unconstitutional EO's, wars, etc.
China is just messing with us at this point. When they put Biden in the Oval Office I bet they had parties and relaxed, knowing they had it in the bag. They don't give two cents to try to make better products for the world. They're sailing and watching the world crumble with the democrats running America.
Better products means less profit... they make cheap shit that breaks fast for the purpose of bleeding people, and nations, of their wealth in exchange for shitty trinkets.
The left are the jem hadar, who work for the dominion COUGH COUGH to obtain victory at any cost. China I would call the kardassians. Meanwhile, Sisko (Trump) is being fucked by the bajorans (gop) being petty little bitches even though theyre supposed to be on his side.
Now I know why the right keeps losing in the US. Principles my ass. So many average conservatives still shop at Walmart all the time and then wonder why everything is going to the shitter and how their jobs are getting outsourced.
Who fucking cares. If you want to start boycotting anything, you might as well stay home and make your own shit from houses to cars to toilet paper and other ever-day shit you need.
EVERY CORPORATION IS AGAINST YOU.
We know this. There is no other choice for the products most of us need in our everyday life. So fuck off with that boycott crap.
Ordering things online is the way to go these days. Amazon is the biggest, but if you want to boycott them (which is hard) there's the option of using Amazon to lookup the businesses that sell what you want, then ordering from the company directly.
Not always an option, but when it is you usually get a discount since they have to pay a commission to amazon otherwise.
Ooh, someone didn't like that one. I'll one up you.
If the margin in your life is so pathetic that spending $4 per trip/order more at Wal-Mart vs Amazon is the difference between eating and starving, then you're a lazy piece of shit. You need to find a better job, stop being such a bitch with your shitty habits (drinking, smoking, drugs), otherwise you might as well just go be a leftist.
Replace all your shitty, bitch-made hobbies and spending (watchin muh shootyhoops and handegg on the boobtube, buying China-made merchandise) with activities that actually make you better as a human being (fishing, hunting, hiking, fixing vehicles) -- and you'll find you, by pure circumstance, buy a WHOLE LOT more shit made, if not in America, at least not made by Uighur Death Camp Laborers
They sell you cheap shit because you're a cheap piece of shit. Never forget that. Even things like Toys or Kitchen Gadgets, they know you're too lazy and cheap to spend for hand-crafted toys, you'd rather be a fat piece of shit and spend $20 on a plastic hunk of crap and risk poisoning your children, because $50 for something hand-made out of wood is too much for you. Some of you people make me sick.
The only big stores within 50 miles of us are two walmarts. One to the north and one to the south. We have Dollar General and a small local grocery chain. I support our local grocery store, local hardware, and thrift shops but sometimes you need things they just don't carry. The only other option is driving over an hour or Amazon.
Its part of the plan. They wanna export manufacturing to shithole countries with low labor costs. Same reason they think barristas should make $15/hr but illegal mexicans should be able to sneak in here and pick lettuce for $3/hr.
All liberal benefits are for lazy white millenials. They use minorities to accomplish their goals.
All liberal benefits are for lazy white millenials.
Ain't that the damndest most accurate statement I may have ever read. Socialized healthcare, higher minimum wage, their monthly universal free money benefit, every single fucking "covid" stimulus payment, abortion on demand, holy fuck dude. You really nailed it.
Just look at the Paris Climate Accords and you'll know that it's all bullshit. China isn't a "developing" nation, they're the biggest polluters on the planet, and the entire paris deal is about punishing Western countries and funneling their wealth to China.
The same people turn a blind eye to China's slave-class factory workers, human rights violations, racism... China is EVERYTHING they hate, and yet they can't wait to hop on China's dick.
That is fuckin hilarious.
He certainly has fallen, hasn't he? Hard to believe someone so beloved and worshipped by the mass media could ever be so forgotten.
There was quite the line and I'm sure he was elbowing the women on The View to get to the front, but you can only do so much when up against a Meghan McCain with a bucket of PF Chang's.
Bucket? Have you seen her? I think she cannibalized her father's corpse
Not just slurp it up but do the work to get it to come in the first place!
Let's be honest, he still would.
Remember when Maher wanted him to run for president?
Once they outlive their usefulness, they get rid of them one way or another. They're worse than the mafia.
Which should terrify biden, because jan 21 was the day his usefulness left him. Or perhaps the deal is that he does every little thing theyve wanted by exec. order as fast as possible and then he gets to go retire when they remove him from office for his dementia and no one is left to take the blame for all the unconstitutional EO's, wars, etc.
Flashlight:
'When you need to find your keys .. so you can drive your truck out.'
He's a fish fucker
He does like those fish dicks.
Buddy Hackett has entered the chat
You remember that joke too😂
As a kid, I remember being shocked, SHOCKED!, that the lovable mechanic from Herbie the Love Bug was telling that joke.
zoom in and you can clearly see the seams that weren't blended in his face. Actually you don't even have to zoom. lmao.
Read too fast and thought it said fleshlight
I was looking for this comment.
same; i wouldn't be surprised to see CPL on a fleshlight either.
Thought that said Walleye at first.
A prison Walleye is serious business.
Not a suckerfish?
That's for a different kind of fishing.
Same
Same haha
Weird
Porn lawyer on a brand that promotes a Chinese flashlight
Was a mixup. Was supposed to be a Chinese made fleshlight
"I said frash right, not fresh right! Why are you not inteerigent!
China is just messing with us at this point. When they put Biden in the Oval Office I bet they had parties and relaxed, knowing they had it in the bag. They don't give two cents to try to make better products for the world. They're sailing and watching the world crumble with the democrats running America.
Better products means less profit... they make cheap shit that breaks fast for the purpose of bleeding people, and nations, of their wealth in exchange for shitty trinkets.
They're Ferengi-level geniuses at business.
The left are the jem hadar, who work for the dominion COUGH COUGH to obtain victory at any cost. China I would call the kardassians. Meanwhile, Sisko (Trump) is being fucked by the bajorans (gop) being petty little bitches even though theyre supposed to be on his side.
"Works with most smart phones"
I wouldn't connect that crap to my phone, it might catch something.
What are you doing at Walmart? :)
Now I know why the right keeps losing in the US. Principles my ass. So many average conservatives still shop at Walmart all the time and then wonder why everything is going to the shitter and how their jobs are getting outsourced.
For a lot of people, all other stores in their area have been destroyed because of Walmarts moving in.
This.
Who fucking cares. If you want to start boycotting anything, you might as well stay home and make your own shit from houses to cars to toilet paper and other ever-day shit you need.
EVERY CORPORATION IS AGAINST YOU.
We know this. There is no other choice for the products most of us need in our everyday life. So fuck off with that boycott crap.
Ordering things online is the way to go these days. Amazon is the biggest, but if you want to boycott them (which is hard) there's the option of using Amazon to lookup the businesses that sell what you want, then ordering from the company directly.
Not always an option, but when it is you usually get a discount since they have to pay a commission to amazon otherwise.
You're better shopping WalMart than Amazon. One sucks, the other wants to same-day-Prime-delivery a boot directly onto your MAGA fucking face.
Ooh, someone didn't like that one. I'll one up you.
If the margin in your life is so pathetic that spending $4 per trip/order more at Wal-Mart vs Amazon is the difference between eating and starving, then you're a lazy piece of shit. You need to find a better job, stop being such a bitch with your shitty habits (drinking, smoking, drugs), otherwise you might as well just go be a leftist.
Replace all your shitty, bitch-made hobbies and spending (watchin muh shootyhoops and handegg on the boobtube, buying China-made merchandise) with activities that actually make you better as a human being (fishing, hunting, hiking, fixing vehicles) -- and you'll find you, by pure circumstance, buy a WHOLE LOT more shit made, if not in America, at least not made by Uighur Death Camp Laborers
They sell you cheap shit because you're a cheap piece of shit. Never forget that. Even things like Toys or Kitchen Gadgets, they know you're too lazy and cheap to spend for hand-crafted toys, you'd rather be a fat piece of shit and spend $20 on a plastic hunk of crap and risk poisoning your children, because $50 for something hand-made out of wood is too much for you. Some of you people make me sick.
Low energy
Good god, you people actually deserve everything that is happening to you.
Lmao faggot
The only big stores within 50 miles of us are two walmarts. One to the north and one to the south. We have Dollar General and a small local grocery chain. I support our local grocery store, local hardware, and thrift shops but sometimes you need things they just don't carry. The only other option is driving over an hour or Amazon.
By "Amazon" you mean the internet. Almost everything you find on Amazon can be purchased somewhere else online.
Buying ammo.
Buying ammo.
You know you never hear the climate change zealots crying about all the plastic shit China makes. In fact they are usually the ones buying it all
Its part of the plan. They wanna export manufacturing to shithole countries with low labor costs. Same reason they think barristas should make $15/hr but illegal mexicans should be able to sneak in here and pick lettuce for $3/hr.
All liberal benefits are for lazy white millenials. They use minorities to accomplish their goals.
Ain't that the damndest most accurate statement I may have ever read. Socialized healthcare, higher minimum wage, their monthly universal free money benefit, every single fucking "covid" stimulus payment, abortion on demand, holy fuck dude. You really nailed it.
You should see all the shit india dumps.
Just look at the Paris Climate Accords and you'll know that it's all bullshit. China isn't a "developing" nation, they're the biggest polluters on the planet, and the entire paris deal is about punishing Western countries and funneling their wealth to China.
The same people turn a blind eye to China's slave-class factory workers, human rights violations, racism... China is EVERYTHING they hate, and yet they can't wait to hop on China's dick.
gonna be real here... I read that last part as "some Chinese made fleshlight" because of the porn lawyer mention...
That must be his new job, fishing for trouser trout
This dude was going to be president. He was on CNN every night. Leftists couldn't stop sucking his tiny lawyer penis.
What happened? /s
He was their chosen one... they wanted him for president.
pfffftahahahahahaha
Just a picture of him and his client.
Who is the creepy porn lawyer though, I've never heard of him?
the attorney that represented stormy daniels
Ooooh, that guy
Does your rock have an address?
I don't have social media, never will. I also don't watch TV. My address is 1776 old school st.
Nice 👌🏻
His name is Avanatti & he is a hilarious train wreck of a human being.
Thanks fren
No royalties for Avenatti! He prolly hates the hair added! Basta!
The Chinese even steal faces.
If you read the last word as anything other than flashlight, then you did not spend enough time in church today.
Amen.
Which Trump hating congressman's family had a tool company based in China?
Amash
Thanks! What ever happened to him (kidding). We need an official Trump Administration trivia game.
The number one creepy porn light for creepy porn things.
The stormy Daniels catch off the day tuna special
Take it then break it
Omg this is fucking great
Glad there is a USB cable included.
Also note the date on the item is 2019. The chinesium manufacturer was hoping to ride this guys popularity for sales.
Is that real? The Chinese have bizarre taste...
Everyone gets paid off somehow
He's doing favors right now....in PRISON. CPL sucks :D
That's the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while lol 😂
That fake hand and fish bother me more.
tf?
Hey! He's a future President!
Someone needs to invent a Trump Trivia game!
None of that is useful while fishing.
Reddit was seriously considering this guy as a presidential candidate.
Just the graphics have limited it's appeal.
American production --- please return......
I almost thought it said fleshlight
Which one of you did this?
At first glance, I thought that said CPL's face was on the package of a Fleshlight.... 🤭🙈😖
Is he actually a porn lawyer? lmao, I'm not familiar
That’s not him though, right.
I thought it was a fleshlight.
Oh hell no lmao
it's just the pay off from china for attacking the president with their narrative
That is some seriously funny shit!
But he was supposed to be our next president according to CNN.
Lol!
CCP Lawyer.
Evil Demtards and weakling rinos have made us a laughing stock.
I would buy that piece of shit just for the pic... hilarious!
Lol that DOES look like him!