BREAKING: World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in a month
(genesiustimes.com)
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When you objectively think about it, Trump was the only president who could speak coherently since Clinton. W was a poorly functioning Retard. Barry was a mumbling, stuttering, embarassing idiot when he wasn't reading from a teleprompter. And now there's this braindead Pedophile who makes W sound like an astrophysicist by comparison.
"The other president, Joe Biden, has been having considerable trouble saying words since he took office in January, even through his esteemed translator Ozzy Osbourne."
Complete sentences that actually say stuff in them too.
Can Biden even speak for an hour?
He can’t even stay awake for an hour.
No, that is why they try to keep him away from a podium as much as they can. When he does make speeches that don't have to be in front of an audience, they are prerecorded and edited.
The anti dementia meds make him pee like a race horse so he can’t be out there for too long. He also wears a diaper as back up. (Read all of this on 4chan before the election so take with a grain of salt lol).
Is the Babylon Bee inspiring a movement?
This is first class satire.
The Bee is world class satire.
America-first class satire!
I stand corrected.
It was wonderful. I know I'm not the only one who was torn between feeling excited to hear him speak, in full sentences, and realizing we're only 6 weeks into the Biden shitshow. Although, it is kinda fun to watch Biden thank people like "Shirley Jackson Lee". 🤣 I can't stand that woman.