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codesherpa 9 points ago +9 / -0

"It buuuurrnnnnsss"

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bfafpo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy water, vodka, same thing, right?

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codesherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have we ever seen Pelosi eat food? I haven't. I'm sure she does. She has all that gourmet ice cream in her freezer. They say the human body can switch over and burn alcohol for a extended period of time if necessary. Pelosi can probably run on Vodka for days.

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy, is that ever true. Must have really been hard for that communist bitch to hold that little flag.

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BettyBlue76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, my daughters elementary school principal held a flag like that for 800 kids.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it's really a vampire being forced to hold an American flag.