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posted ago by Rebeltrooper09 ago by Rebeltrooper09 +3323 / -0

...I'm not sure Biden has spoke in front of a camera for a combined hour and a half in the last month...

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codesherpa 140 points ago +140 / -0

Someone actually ran the numbers and it turns out this one speech is longer than all of Biden's speeches combined so far, that includes Biden's re-enacting of the hunger games president snow "inauguration" ceremony staring lady goo goo.

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Ivotewithmybrain 51 points ago +51 / -0

My based teen calls the moron-in-chief President Snow Biden.

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leakmouth 21 points ago +21 / -0

Insult to Snow

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RosettaStone 30 points ago +30 / -0

Actually, Snow Biden is Joe's son.

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Gelus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Having read and being a fan of all three novels, this is honestly more like President Coin. Gullible people think she’s going to be an improvement over Snow and she fucks them all over including Katniss, and is worse than Snow. Movies really didn’t do justice to what a complete piece of shit she was.

Fortunately Katniss shot her ass.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

So I think that confirms what we all think, Biden is dead and Knees doesn't want to tell the world.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

LADY GAGARBAGE

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IncredibleMrE1 67 points ago +68 / -1

GEOTUS speaking at CPAC today was the real SOTU address.

Change my mind.

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realPhantomFuck 25 points ago +25 / -0

It was SOTU 2021

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deleted 13 points ago +19 / -6
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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +13 / -5

I'm curious what happens on the 4th? That's how far the goalposts have moved on the Q side of things... As much as I'd like to smack them upside the head, their hearts are in the right place. But really, they need to wake the hell up and realize no one is coming to save us, we'll be rid of Biden in a few months (by design), replaced by Kamala... That's what really sickens me, the fact that woman is going to be President. The military isn't going to do shit about it, they need to accept that.

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Stonesolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think that was the plan.

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plebJookt 8 points ago +9 / -1

Apparently they are planning another "assault" next month... just gonna be another holly wood, 3 letter, demoncrat false flag tho

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KeeptheChief 6 points ago +6 / -0

It sure felt that way.

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bananaguard62 47 points ago +47 / -0

I'd actually pay money to see Biden flail through an hour and a half speech.

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MagaMay 13 points ago +13 / -0

Me too

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SupremeDearLeader2 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'd honk my jeep horn to that

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usdodsgssog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yours or the one in the dealership's parking lot?

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MagaMay 6 points ago +6 / -0

;)

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Franco 12 points ago +12 / -0

The last time they had him talking in Texas, it was for less than 20 minutes with less than 20 people present. Within one minute of taking the podium, Joe Biden squinted in confused senile agony, mispronounced words and people's names and said out loud, "What am I doing here? I'm about to lose track."

They had to cancel the state of the union. All the magical elixirs and voodoo and necromantic rites they used to carry him across the finish line in 2020 don't seem to work anymore in 2021. Joe Biden right now is a total wreck.

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RedPilledRaven 31 points ago +31 / -0

Biden still in hiding too scared of the state of the union. Weak, feeble and Father Time nipping at his heels. Speaking of heels Kamala is a drug addict. Watch her latest speech, bitch is on something.

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BigSteve 9 points ago +9 / -0

On cock

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cock is a hell of a drug

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SupremeDearLeader2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whatever it is is makes her cackle at inappropriate times like Valium or something?

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RedPilledRaven 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup, I’m not well versed in specific drugs but have been around people on them enough to tell something is off.

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Kaggzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Clintoniun. In women, it's known to kill the sex drive but causes bouts of uncontrolled cackling. From what I've seen, Kamala was prescribed it when she offered to go heels up for parking validation at her doctors.

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Braintree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can I see her speech?

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can't hide forever, maybe next month, maybe next year, but at some point he will have to give a SOTU.

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zoomerboy99 31 points ago +31 / -0

and it wasn't even scripted! he was angry, he was passionate, he was talking on the spot. trump's just got this fire inside him that you really don't see from anyone else. it's indescribable

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JohnnyWolverine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Many describe this as "Dragon Energy".

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DJT_MFer 26 points ago +26 / -0

Joe Biden has that confused look when looking at a sock and thinking it's a shrunken pant leg.

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MagaMay 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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dagoat4l 22 points ago +22 / -0

Watch most but not all. Catch the rest on the way to work tomorrow. The Goat killing it again. I want him to do a weekly video broadcast of things he would be doing. The left would die. He would make bank and the stuff we would get would be gold. I miss him so much.

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Fuck_commies_2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

Was so sad the first 5 minutes or so, then full rage that we got 4 more years of him stolen from us and then just enjoyed it.

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Lad_status_wewd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly think we just got 12 years. Biden might have the "official" power, but President Trump has the People power.

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thisisatestof2 12 points ago +12 / -0

The last I saw Xiden speak was on a YT video titled "POTATUS makes remarks on the House passing the 1.9trillion stimulus" or something to that effect.

I was expecting around 5 minutes but he spoke for less than 90 seconds. Half of which him stumbling and slurring his speech the other half was saying something to the effect of "we must pass this to help families", "we must pass this to help communities", "we must pass this to help small business" before abruptly ending and walking off stage, not even acknowledging the press asking questions.

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ManBadOrange 11 points ago +11 / -0

Uncle JoePedo would need 50cc of adrenochrome and a few chest paddles with the device for that type stamina , and cocaine to talk as sacinkly as our true POTUS. Such a joke , we were robbed

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Gipgm2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Robbed and Butt fucked

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Elvathelion 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think that's one of the longest State of the Union speeches ever given.

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Sir-Tanks-Alot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great post! Biden cheated and we won by a lot that is all I have to say for now

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Farage_massage 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it was food for the soul.

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MagaMay 2 points ago +2 / -0

love soul food

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love your username.

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61775 4 points ago +4 / -0

..and every word he said was straight fire. Save America.

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looked like he wasn't even reading off a teleprompter nor regurgitating what's said to him via earpiece

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the last debate, I thought Trump's best strategy would be to relinquish all his time to Joe Biden. Keep the spotlight on him and keep him talking. His handlers never would have seen it coming and Joe would've had a total nervous breakdown on live television.

In retrospect it wouldn't have worked, since nobody voted for him anyway and he still became president.

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

“What am I doing again?”

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HumphreyBraggart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Jill Biden would interrupt and correct Joe for an hour and a half before Joe could get in his own hour and a half.

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one_cool 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lady hoohaa is in a picture naked with crackhead hunter biden. She got the gig.

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

No water either. All high energy, all entertaining. Great for anyone to do. He's doing it at 74.

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Desert_raindrops 1 point ago +1 / -0

It felt like 20 mins...I could have kept listening till midnight!

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Tailgunnerjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile Biden won’t give a SOTU address

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My2Cents 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump read for an an hour and a half. Still impressive. Biden couldn't pull off a State of the Union reading and they know it.

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somedaysoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like I'm watching "Weekend at Bernie's: Presidential Edition"

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TheBasedFriscoMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hidin’ Biden has barely WORKED for an hour and a half since stealing office.

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone still in their prime vs someone who never had a prime.

The results are easy to see, which is probably why there have been such tremendous efforts to hide Biden.

Question: Can/Will Biden be able to do any event without fully scripted notes, teleprompter, and an army of handlers around him?

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DroolingElmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true! Yo Xiden sat in his bathroom today and mumbled the rubber ducky toon for 2 full hours while the alter boys stroked the hairs on his legs that were standing at attention. BEST RESIDENT EVER at the Delaware Hospice Center for the Infirm

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Thomas1963-1967 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden can't even listen for 10 minutes, much less spesk for 10 minutes.

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Tallsie 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Biden even managed to slip in the N-word too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPFihPsBX0