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F33linFr0ggy 40 points ago +40 / -0

Still not woke enough. They're now referred to as "unhoused", not homeless.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 18 points ago +18 / -0

Free range residents is also accepted.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 12 points ago +12 / -0

Residentially Challenged

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Undocumented unowners.

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PatriotMan1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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Neverstoptrumping 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is with the woke and everything anal!!!!

Anal cams from toilets to get your anal print. (Real tax payer money went to this)

Anal swabs for covid.

Anal sex taught to minors in school

No it's the push to teach, encourage, and supply a way for you to get high via your ass hole

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IamM 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sounds like they're from game of thrones. "Ye good sir, I'd like you to meet catarine of Redveil and after a messy divorce that saw his wife take his house and his dog, steve of unhoused."

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IAmDisappoint 4 points ago +4 / -0

"unhoused neighbors". Fuck outta here with that crap, you don't just move under the bridge in my area and call me a neighbor. Fuck them and the libs that enable them.

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waratah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in LA they’re individuals experiencing homelessness. It’s just happening to them, clearly not their fault, right?

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ColdBrewedCovfefe 27 points ago +27 / -0

I lived in Seattle for 2 year working a contract. Hated every second. Homeless everywhere, woke bullshit everywhere, expensive as fuck.

Contract ended in 2019. Saw all this Rona bs coming. Moved to rural FL. 100% better

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SaltyAnon893 15 points ago +15 / -0

I lived and worked in Seattle for the past 10 years and I can tell you it's as bad as they say or worse. Had a great job there but the politics and the crime coupled with the cost of living has driven me out of the city. The liberals turned all my friends and gf against me, so I packed up all my stuff now I'm on my way to Florida!

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Shroudedf8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Florida welcomes you! Just please don't bring any liberal votes with you. Since you're on Win, I'm thinking it's all good. Enjoy the move!

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SWAGLORDX1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lived in Seattle from 04-09 and loved it, came back in 2017 and it was unrecognizable how bad it had gotten.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rural FL vs Seattle. You telling me you prefer our pollen over homeless people? Color me surprised.

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milktoastfencesitter 18 points ago +19 / -1

Floyd admitted during his arrest that he was “hooping.” Hooping is usually when you stick drugs up your ass, to get high or to smuggle.

See it for yourself:

https://youtu.be/YPSwqp5fdIw

[Edit] “Hooping” at 4:06.

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Morris_The_Grey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Back in my day, hooping meant playing basketball.

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time stamp for hooping? I've seen it a few times but don't remember that

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milktoastfencesitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

At 4:06. The police ask him about something around his mouth and he says “yes, I was just hooping earlier.” At the beginning of the video he has something white in his mouth, looks to swallow it, so his “hooping” could be swallowing the drugs then, but I’ve only known hooping to be when you stick it up your butt. But what? In the butt.

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itswood 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the upvotes but no timestamp

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milktoastfencesitter 0 points ago +1 / -1

At 4:06.

The police ask him about something around his mouth and he says “yes, I was just hooping earlier.” At the beginning of the video he has something white in his mouth, looks to swallow it, so his “hooping” could be swallowing the drugs then, but I’ve only known hooping to be when you stick it up your butt. But what? In the butt.

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itswood 0 points ago +0 / -0

Lol...he was talking about basketball. For one, hooping, as it's described here, can be used by addicts who are trying to avoid track marks and/or have trouble finding usable veins. Floyd was not an IV drug user. And even if he was, he def wouldn't have been going to a homeless shelter to hoop. I would bet that of the very limited number of heroin junkies Hooping, they would all be exclusively white, 80% male.

And one final point - when the well-built, athletic, African American, felon said to the cop that he was just Hooping, and you decided that meant "going to local homeless shelter where a stranger would pull his pants down and literally tickle his butthole with heroin" rather than "shoot some hoops at the basketball court"....well then you sir, win this week's "Mental Gymnastics" GOLD MEDAL! Congratulations!

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milktoastfencesitter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are you hooping too? lol

A few seconds before the cop asks him, “are you high or something? You are acting erratic. You have something around your mouth,” to which Floyd replies, “yes, I was hooping earlier.”

This has nothing to do with basketball.

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itswood 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like you didn't read anything that I wrote. Floyd wasn't a visitor to that homeless shelter. Floyd played sports often. Floyd said a lot of stuff, you want to take this one word to satisfy your BBC fantasy, go right ahead. He was hooping his asshole for hours, the day he died. Who gives a shit? Lol

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milktoastfencesitter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stay crazy my friend.

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BunnyPicnic 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is this funded by tax dollars? Good God

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MAGAlorian 11 points ago +11 / -0

The gates of hell are not only open... they've been blown off the fucking hinges and are in orbit.

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cook_does 10 points ago +10 / -0

They could just hand out nooses

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

We now have Rope bumping!! Great way to get high

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Auto erotic ass-fix-iation

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one_cool 10 points ago +10 / -0

FYI, Seattle city democrats are both running homeless shelters and control drug trafficking in the city along with prostitution, loan sharking, street crime, etc. They use their shelters to keep their fiends addicted, then prevent police from cleaning up this shit.

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itswood 0 points ago +0 / -0

Which ones are in charge?

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KilroyJCNJ 9 points ago +9 / -0

🤡🌎

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

And we haven't even reached peak Clown World yet!

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking shit man. Just let these druggies OD so we don't have to deal with this crap anymore.

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like your veins collapsing is natures way of telling you to stop.

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The_Blue_Mirage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reading the signs it looks like its more of a harm reduction strategy then anything. These people have gave up trying to help homeless people stop being homeless and are not just doing damage control of the costs of hospital visits.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

This, like so many other ridiculous liberal policies, leave me with the same question. Are they doing this because they're evil, or is it because they are supremely stupid?

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ArmyLady 3 points ago +3 / -0

abuse

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have hundreds of publicly funded liberal think tanks that work 24-7 to come up with crazy shit like this. They have to one up all the previous crazy shit.

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

City funds is another way of saying your hard worked for taxpayer money that they stole in taxes to give to junkies.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Umm, interesting that the brochure states doesn't leave track marks using anal insertion.. Considering not many people would venture into looking at someone anal cavity for track marks, I would say they'd be pretty safe from getting caught under any type of probation screening for drug use, or preventive measures to satisfy agreements they'd have with court probation rules.

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itswood 1 point ago +1 / -0

...except a drug test...?

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h4yw1r3_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is why I traded my 14k a year east side property tax for a 3.5k a year property tax in AZ :sunglasses:

also made a huge profit from folks fleeing the city.

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Carlos142857 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me more. Sounds like my situation in Redmond. What parts AZ are desirable? If you are in Maracopia county I hope you are helping with the election fraud there.

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Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in Kirkland for ~20 years, now live in a red area of Virginia. Before the China Flu it was ok, much lower cost of living with about the same pay for what I do.

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Nephrum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for posting a screenshot rather than a link to twitter. Some people get it.

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Curlybill 2 points ago +2 / -0

So say the ghosts of saddam and gamorah why was our toll so high?

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OldHickoryJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

And so the first Based Toilet Seat Merchant was born...

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Undying 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck this gay earth. Jesus please come back soon.

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redinmn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrats are actively killing their own people.

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45best45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly I don't think this is so bad. The tone and lresentation are shit, but junkies gonna do what they do regardless - better for society of they're not sharing around hep,hiv and giving themselves abscesse since we end up paying for any healthcare they receive. Maybe it shouldn't be up on twitter, but it's the same concept as a needle exchange really.

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can combine it with the Chinese test for coronavirus and have all problems magically solved at once.

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MrQuacker2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do I do if I blow my ass out?!

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

HONK HONK

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zedsdedforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo that smiley face at the end is the cherry on top... Remind me of a "teehee"

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gearhed 1 point ago +1 / -0

In normal chemical dependency/addictions scenarios, this is called enabling. In clown world, it's called helping. The difference is the lesson is never learned from the latter.

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Socialismsuckz 1 point ago +1 / -0

SF does the same kind of crap.

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Gr4ck3L 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pillars of ash

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every day we stray further from God's light

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entERmyMAtrix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t even know rectally was a word.

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halfstep 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always imagine one of the founding father's reading an article like this and their mind spontaneously combusting.

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Daughterfreedom76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like some major fucked up corruption going on here. It's morally disgusting.

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Crockett 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Ebenezer Scrooge wanted the destitute to die, he just didn't give them money and hoped they'd die in the cold.

It takes a real stone-cold motherfucker to do it by telling the homeless to stick heroin up their ass.

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a sort of "reverse boofing"?

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't interrupt your enemy when they are doing something stupid.

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Saltybitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

But does this homeless shelter provide easy access to outdoor slabs of cement for free roaming defecation needs? Or do they make these poor people resort to finding their own bathrooms?

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MagaHippie88 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can booty bump pills n Shit but how does one inject in own ass?! Can't see it to find a vein?! <3 MAGA2021

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NutterButter 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm definitely in the minority here, but I support this. The war on drugs is retarded and obviously didn't work. How do we know it didn't work? Because drug use hasn't declined.

At a point you need to stop your pearl clutching and look to places that actually had success in dealing with their drug epidemics. All of them stopped prosecuting and persecuting drug addicts, and some of them just legalised drugs, thereby collapsing the black market.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there a lot of these places you're talking about which aren't leftist controlled clownworld winners?

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NutterButter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Portugal and Switzerland come to mind. Are they perfect? No. Are they doing a much, much, much better job on the drug epidemic than the US? Definitely yes.

The war on drugs is like the right wing equivalent of the war on covid. If you see that your measures which make the lives of people worse don't work, it's probably time to stop doing what you're doing and look to the Floridas of the world for guidance.