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MI-MAGAgirl 100 points ago +100 / -0

Hahahaha omg that beats driving alone with a mask!

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ZuppaDiPipistrello 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're literally telling everyone their masks don't work. Why else would they need some crazy contraption?

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PelosisCrank 97 points ago +98 / -1

Saw a guy yesterday shooting baskets in his driveway with a mask on. No shit. May as well put a sign in his yard that says “rob my house and fuck my wife please”

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TheWinningNeverStops 44 points ago +44 / -0

Make sure to avoid her henceforth as well. Don't wanna catch her stupid.

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rootGoose 10 points ago +10 / -0

u/TheWinningNeverStops is right:

She needs to know that she is the aberration and to be avoided.

Why?

  • If she really had a disease a mask could prevent, out of the abundance of caution, she should stay home. I mean, If she got hurt, then someone would be in danger if she needed mouth to mouth resuscitation.
  • She’s a kook otherwise
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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a guy riding a bike with one. Only it was after a snow storm. Most people might be more concerned about skidding on ice and falling into a puddle, you'd think. .

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MegoThor 42 points ago +42 / -0

He doesn’t own anything worth stealing and his wife is fat.

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Whoopies_tds 70 points ago +70 / -0

That’s what happens when you let the Enemy of the People pump fear into your system 24/7

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MrMcGreenGenes 63 points ago +63 / -0

Fat dude flipping off the photographer.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 35 points ago +35 / -0

Indeed. If he and Mrs. Potato Head are gonna take crazy pills they need to own it. Looks like he got the extra Tall size bc he is a big dude. And nice touch to wear masks underneath that hermetically sealed hazmat suit.

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Nikola_S1 8 points ago +8 / -0

You forget there is no longer Mrs. Potato Head.

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Wallllllllllllllllll 4 points ago +4 / -0

My potato is so oh oh oh
Much more than either or or or

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lmao -44 points ago +2 / -46

Maybe he's just a poor guy who completely agrees with you, but he's doing it for his wife who is terrified and he wants her to be outside and happy?

or maybe he is hiding behind the tree to keep the 6 ft distance, but the person he is getting away from is laughing and taking out his phone and he is annoyed they are keeping him stuck there?

I guess the 2nd is more likely.

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freebirdie 27 points ago +28 / -1

Then it's his job to reason with his wife and prove her fears false. You don't encourage crazy.

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Rigged2020 18 points ago +19 / -1

Then he's a bitch for giving in to his hysteric irrational wife instead of comforting her by remaining sane.

Sorry but how can a woman respect a man like that? Way I see it women like a man who wears the trousers and is firm but fair knowing when to his foot down. Though I guess lot of these leftists are way too far gone, beyond help.

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Robert 15 points ago +16 / -1

They're flipping OP off because they feel shame, because they know deep down what they're doing is dehumanizing and wrong. Shaming these fucking retards is absolutely the right thing to do.

These people don't think for themselves, they operate based on reactions to peer pressure and societal norms. If enough people laugh at these retards, maybe they'll start to recognize how fucking dumb they are.

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richgoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

They LOVE the fear - they are living for the FEAR - looking at those two the FEAR might be the only reason they can get out of bed in the AM

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DonJr2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truly. People like that have super boring lives and covid is exciting to them.

"I went to the grocery store today!! I immediately showered and washed my clothes when I got back. Oh my god, what a busy day. Now I still have to cook dinner."

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lmao -1 points ago +3 / -4

They're flipping OP off because they feel shame, because they know deep down what they're doing is dehumanizing and wrong.

that's a 3rd possibility, but only he and maybe OP would know which it is

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phandaal 9 points ago +10 / -1

Actually yeah, he could be doing it just for his wife, but that's still a cuck move.

Know what I did when my wife wanted me to wear a mask more often? I said no, and she followed my lead. Now she loves talking about how "brave" I am.

Men should act like men.

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richgoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife was more cautious than me at the outset - spraying lysol on groceries etc... I slowly pointed out every little redpill, people touching their face leaning against the cash register at the grocery store but they never need to touch more than to put their card in, people who won't get near each other in the park but then will pet someone else's dog like that's not an infection vector.... once all these little red pills added up I noticed she didn't seem to take all this shit very seriously anymore.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 0 points ago +4 / -4

Had not considered those scenarios, pede. The first one would be true love to go that far for your spouse. My better half would not wear that contraption on a hike bc we both agree that being outside in the fresh air is the best place to escape Covid. It’s prolly #2

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ShartMaster 47 points ago +47 / -0

I feel so sad for these people who have literally imprisoned themselves and surrounded themselves with fear.

May God grant them comfort and allow them to see the error of their ways.

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phandaal 19 points ago +19 / -0

On the flip side, fuck em.

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2scoops2genders 5 points ago +5 / -0

The most hilarious part of all this, is that these are the type of people that end of getting covid and dying from it because they suppressed their immune system the whole past year.

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richgoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

they obviously love the fear

then again, they may not be scared of covid at all but understand to live in the social hierarchy of wokeness they need to signal their virtue at an extreme rate and then once they get to that high peak of assumed moral superiority they can look down on the normies. once that is your mindset then obviously the guy with no mask taking a phone of you and laughing is a Trump supporter and not a human worthy of respect. there has been an extreme degradation of tolerance, because the new left is heading into an authoritarian area where tolerance isn't enough, OBEDIENCE IS MANDATORY.

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LeeeroyJennnkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its an attention getter and a political statement for most of these retards

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Trilby 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Be safe out there!"

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Johnfox13 16 points ago +16 / -0

I hate this phrase

It’s like I understand drive safe but this is just so wide spreading you can’t do anything with it

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DonJr2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Go do something risky" would be 1000 times more therapeutic for people than "stay safe".

"Stay safe" is what you do at the end, when you are a broken hip or pneumonia case away from dying and want to live 5 more years to spend time with your grandkids.

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Rage1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I've started responding "Nothing to be afraid of"

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

when people say that i reply that’s impossible

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nc777 3 points ago +3 / -0

No thanks.
Raw dogging life from here out.

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Usernames1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Good friggin job taking a picture of these retards. got to call them out. I would have actually encouraged my kids to point and laugh.
It's a good lesson...

See kids this is why we don't let you watch TV all day... this is what happens.

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JwPATX 21 points ago +21 / -0

Lmao, like hiking poles for basically a commercial trail are dumb enough.

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Shadilady 17 points ago +17 / -0

Rare sighting of a pair of actual Biden voters. Note the bright coloring to enhance virtue signaling.

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DresdenFan1975 13 points ago +13 / -0

Masks inside their portable cubicles. FFS the level of fear they live with, that even out on a hike they have to virtue signal constantly to not lose social points in the event they run into another liberal.

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richgoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

you guys fucking get it

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ChilledCovfefe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Retard level 11

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grognar_the_ape 13 points ago +13 / -0

Please tell me this is fake.

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Isaiah53 14 points ago +15 / -1

If it isn't, the local bear and mountain lions are going to be fat early this year.

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Ugh3rdaccount 13 points ago +13 / -0

Masks outside are bad enough.

Seeing morons wear masks on hiking trails has been horrific.

But this is such a special kind of stupid it hurts your soul.

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Kamaltoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who needs a tent or bug spray when you got this!

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Starseed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Honestly? This isn’t a bad idea to keep mosquitos away from me. Maybe not plastic tho but mosquito netting?

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Drud14 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, they still need their masks apparently.

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OldHickoryJackson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol fuckin jabronis

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MagaDevildog2 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol what a bunch of loser. literal bubbleboy XD

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Comingupblank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never thought that movie was a documentary...... Jesus, people are sheep.

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Clown world at its finest.

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grassshrimp 8 points ago +8 / -0

The MSM must really be cranking up the fear, I now see joggers and bikers wearing face masks with nobody around. Didn't see it all summer, but now the majority are wearing.

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Dckman 8 points ago +8 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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0815 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this another WA show?

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latsbruh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love that hes flipping you off. You can pretty much curse these people out and they wont do anything

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Droford 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mainly because they'd have to take it off to so anything

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

“As soon as I get out of my bubble I’m going to cough all over you!!”

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PatriotPen 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

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we_won_the_war_jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peak stupidity.

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Curlybill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would not be able to maintain composure. I would spew forth a fountain of obscenities and guttural laughter seemingly possessed if i were to encounter this level of functionaly retarded in the forrest.

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +4 / -0

In fear of tree aids

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, the experts all agree the best protection against the Covid is to put a garbage bag over your head and duct tape it real tight around your neck.

Trust the science.

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fallhollow 3 points ago +3 / -0

ExTeRmiNaTe

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

PNW people are the weirdest

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm, we have all kind of libtard wackos here in WA

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Dallasguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you see people like this, TAKE THEIR PICTURE. Make sure you keep smiling, and let them know how ridiculous they look.

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TheSaltyProphet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing like enjoying the freedom of nature...

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2scoops2genders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmaooooo....gotta be Oregon or Washington. I call these retards out and publicly shame them every time I see someone wearing a mask on a hiking trail. The best is when they have their kids with them and I tell the kids their parents are ignorant fools and they should take their masks off because their parents are just trying to hurt them. The look on the kids and parents faces is fucking great.

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bar_zangi 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god, the levels of stupidity are at an all time high, maybe the elites are right and we do need a culling

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heinsightmedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they get mauled by bears

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illidann 2 points ago +2 / -0

its called MRE (Meal-Ready-to-Eat) for bears

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

A trend may be emerging with a matching mask and umbrella.

Do any of the pundits of science claim you can catch WuFlu outside in the rain?

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SpaceballsThePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes...Nothing says "save the environment" quite like useless plastic garbage that will eventually be clogging up landfills in another several months.

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LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Humanity is so weak. That’s the problem we have with all of this. Very few people are stupid enough to believe this hoax entirely, but there are many who are too weak and fearful to acknowledge what they know any live with dignity.

Can you even imagine being one of those....things?

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godgoldnguns 2 points ago +2 / -0

British narrator:

Behold an extremely rare duo of striped flaming commies. Caught outside of their natural habitat of feces covered asphalt, they can become quite aggressive and are easily startled by sunlight, fresh air, and laughter. Their mating habits are quite peculiar and primarily consist of observation. Considered an invasive species by most, they rarely reproduce outside of captivity.

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit they're cringy. I hope a random bear puts them out of their misery.

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freebirdie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm...so Biden voters are going to forests, dressed in day-glo Tupperware that inhibits their ability to hear, see, smell, or evade predators? Yeah, I'm ok with this. The trash is taking itself out.

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Oback_Barama 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of this fine preparation to avoid the china flu and all it takes is one loosed shoe lace to ruin it all!

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I seen this new exhibits at my community Zoo, they called it the Clown World Exhibits.....

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countrygeek 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO.. libtards.

Edit: Whoa! Is this how the Daleks came about??

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Ironlabel1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol is he flipping you off. What a pussy. Like the protective suit is not enough lol.

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Tommy-TD 1 point ago +1 / -0

gotta be portland.

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aloha_snackbar22 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to be from California.

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COanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You really cannot teach stupid. It is inbred.

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NecturusMaculosus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its represents HUGE internal conflict. That man will shame himself and his wife by dressing that way in PUBLIC and THEN ADMIT his shame and powerlessness by exhibiting the final physical gesture left to a powerless, utterly cowed human being. The ultimate passive aggresive sign of resistance from someone who has UTTERLY CAPITULATED already...total Beta...total cuck.

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Okieshartpostdoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

The portable tent is surely understandable, but the jeans?? That cannot be comfortable