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ClaytonMagnet 15 points ago +15 / -0

Chelsea Clinton is not aging well at all.

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's been breaking mirrors since she was a kid.

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Ridiculousposter 10 points ago +10 / -0

My dick would crawl up into my body and die.

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61775 7 points ago +7 / -0

My dick would shrivel up so far I would have to shove my finger in my own ass and yell "SNAKE!" to scare it back out.

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TheOne1 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it stays hard you are a demented faggot. The doctor will then assist your suicide.

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AlphaOmegaAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or chop it off too make you exactly like it.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 2 points ago +3 / -1

52% chance that it’ll off itself. I like the odds.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, that's when the surgeon turns you into this picture...

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everylastjuan 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's also the result when your election lasts longer than four weeks.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0