And now, a recruiting ad for the Minneapolis Police Department...
"Hey, guys and gals, would you like a career in law enforcement? It's great - you will be asked to go into hostile situations with armed criminals who will take your life at any moment. But wait - it gets better! If you accidentally injure one of them in the course of undertaking the exact police traning the department gives you, well, you'd better pray that person is a straight white male, or, your life is fucking over! So, your other alternative is to just sit in your cruiser and watch citizens kill each other while you pretend to take the call. But it gets better - you might be eating a donut in your cruiser when a peaceful protestor just walks up and blasts you in the face through the driver's window. This wonderful career opportunity awaits you today!"
And now, a recruiting ad for the Minneapolis Police Department...
"Hey, guys and gals, would you like a career in law enforcement? It's great - you will be asked to go into hostile situations with armed criminals who will take your life at any moment. But wait - it gets better! If you accidentally injure one of them in the course of undertaking the exact police traning the department gives you, well, you'd better pray that person is a straight white male, or, your life is fucking over! So, your other alternative is to just sit in your cruiser and watch citizens kill each other while you pretend to take the call. But it gets better - you might be eating a donut in your cruiser when a peaceful protestor just walks up and blasts you in the face through the driver's window. This wonderful career opportunity awaits you today!"