There was a group of happy frogs who just wanted to be left alone to live their own lives and enjoy their family and friends. They wanted peace and harmony with all of their neighbors, even the lizard people who had a bad track record.
But the lizard people decided that they didn't like that the frogs were happier than them. Since the lizard people had twisted souls, they could never be happier, so they decided to make the frogs just as miserable as them.
They almost succeeded, delivering a near fatal blow to the frog leader, and trying to keep the frogs from talking to each other. But the frogs got up and dusted themselves off and got back in the fight.
Remembering the lessons of the Founding Frogs, the webbed-foot-warriors took their power back from the lizard people one state at a time. Soon all the other animals saw what had been happening the whole time and pitched in to help the frogs finish off the lizard people once and for all.
And the frogs lived happily ever after, but remained vigilant to ensure that the lizard people never got a foothold again.
With iron conviction that wins the hearts and minds back from the sheep.
And we live happily ever after, but have learned to be ever vigilant.
But there are a few steps prior to that in this story.
Once upon a time,
There was a group of happy frogs who just wanted to be left alone to live their own lives and enjoy their family and friends. They wanted peace and harmony with all of their neighbors, even the lizard people who had a bad track record.
But the lizard people decided that they didn't like that the frogs were happier than them. Since the lizard people had twisted souls, they could never be happier, so they decided to make the frogs just as miserable as them.
They almost succeeded, delivering a near fatal blow to the frog leader, and trying to keep the frogs from talking to each other. But the frogs got up and dusted themselves off and got back in the fight.
Remembering the lessons of the Founding Frogs, the webbed-foot-warriors took their power back from the lizard people one state at a time. Soon all the other animals saw what had been happening the whole time and pitched in to help the frogs finish off the lizard people once and for all.
And the frogs lived happily ever after, but remained vigilant to ensure that the lizard people never got a foothold again.
The end.
Also - I am stealing this for a meme AND a bedtime story for a 3 year old
TOP KEK - I will cite
I'd love to see this made into a meme. I cede all rights to you.
Thank you. I was quite proud.
Should I post that on its own thread?