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RememberKosciuszko 37 points ago +37 / -0

Also subtract:

  • Cost of transatlantic travel to the Americas, objectively better place to live than Africa

  • At least partial cost of Union Army "maintenance" during the Civil War

  • Cost of affirmative action and other similar initiatives

Oh boy, they would have to rob all of China of their bikes to even try to get even on this one and they would come short in a bigly fashion

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strictly1957 16 points ago +16 / -0

That last paragraph was elite tier shit posting!!! The bikes and China connection (home of the cyclist) Comedic genius.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

About $3.50.

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Lord_Kek 6 points ago +6 / -0

How about half my paycheck being robbed from me?

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ Asking the right questions! ^

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ZuppaDiPipistrello 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget all that welfare.

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BiglyCovfefe 23 points ago +23 / -0

"I'm terribly sorry... It looks like you've given all of the black people money to recording artists, athletes, and walmart."

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Jonny 10 points ago +10 / -0

and diamond implants

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ViduusMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’ve be preaching a love they neighbor attitude and for us to focus on growing the maga movement in the Blake community...

But... I have to admit I’ve personally had my bike stolen before hearing the kids mother say “I bought him that for Christmas” to the police. It starts young..

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you ever considered that maybe it was YOU who stole that future GED recipient’s bike, bigot?

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ViduusMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you assuming my white privilege?

He was just taking his fair share ...

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jubyeonin 16 points ago +19 / -3

Ran the numbers and Israel owes us all its assets. Literally all of it.

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Tx50bmg 12 points ago +12 / -0
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streakybacon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't let Joe Biden fool you into thinking this is a black vs white thing..

This is Democrats vs America.

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NerBolanski 6 points ago +7 / -1

I would give half of black America a one-way ticket reparations to Wakanda.

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Hedonismbot 7 points ago +7 / -0

KEK, the caption and the Pepe are too much!

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Undying 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most white Americans can trace their heritage back to Irish, Italian, or German immigrants that arrived after the slaves were freed.

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LibertySmiberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nobody alive today is guilty of slavery that happened 100 years ago.

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Weero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention that 99.999...% of the ancestors of all white people alive today were literal serfs.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 6 points ago +7 / -1

Define black person.

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MudDog 10 points ago +10 / -0

I identify as 200% transblack, so I'm entitled to double reparations

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as OVER 9000!!!111!!!11!11! transblack gendyr-fluid omnisexual velociraptor-kin, so I'm entitled to all the reparations, including yours. Hand 'em over, raysists! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +7 / -1

N

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Maskhole 6 points ago +6 / -0

BIKE LOCKS MATTER

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LibertySmiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is funny to me because me and my brother had our bikes stolen by three black kids when we were 6 & 7.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting, that's why it's not funny to me. (You must have gotten the bikes back, or been OK with the new paint-jobs.)

>That's a pediatric Red Pill for you, seeing your neighbor's jogger-in-training ride by giving you the finger from your missing bike, wafting a trail of fresh-paint-smell.

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LibertySmiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got over it.

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say you did dole out reparations. How much? $500 per black with proof of familial residency dating back at least 50 years. How much would that cost? I suspect anything more and the country would fall. They already have affirmative action and that hasn’t really helped.

How fast would it be spent on stupid shit before it hits the bank? Right here is a large part of the problem. Time for them to look inward and fix themselves.

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Granny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thing is, black people don't actually get any cash. The Dems come up with programs to "help the black people". Then give the contracts for those programs to their friends and family.

It's just another Dem money grab.

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FreeJack2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

rofl

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41127893 4 points ago +4 / -0

I laughed entirely too hard at this

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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JudicialDredd 3 points ago +5 / -2

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE

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BobDolesBanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Closer to the truth than one would think. Kek.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +2 / -1

THIS

They owe me reparations for making me endure 30+ years of subwoofer hip-hop hell. And their assymetrical Culture War, making theft and mockery of other people's work that they claim as their own, with complicit MSM etc cracking down on dissent. And there's always the ridicule and death threats.

It was not suddently bred. It will not swiftly abate.

Through the chilled years ahead,

When Time shall count from the date

That the Saxon began to hate.

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MichaelStewart 1 point ago +1 / -0

wtf joggers don't steal bikes, they're too busy joggin'

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