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posted ago by Wordlife187 ago by Wordlife187 +102 / -0

I work at the Safeway in Pullman, WA. Went to go take a leak and saw that someone carved Patriots.Win into the wall. Now every one sees it. I want to figure out which of you mad lads did it and buy you a coffee. Dutch Bros Coffee, none of that BLM Starcucks Coffee.

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TrumpWonnered 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eastern WA needs to hurry up and secede from the rest of the state. Weren't they gonna call it Liberty or something?

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Wordlife187 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the planned name. We would leave in a heart beat, but 50% of all this state's votes come from Seattle. We want to get land in Wyoming. Away from everyone and with the ability to nuke Liz Cheney's career.

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stay away from Jackson Hole then.

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Michael_G 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget us in the North Sound... Marysville is MAGA County

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peruvianhat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, that was my initial thought.

FBI hard at work, 158 agents sent to find "hate speech" engraver of a bathroom stall

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Wordlife187 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, I can see them sending 158 agents to do interviews and anal swabs.

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Wordlife187 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. A trap. You can all see by my previous posts and comments that I'm clearly not FBI....but wait...that's what the FBI would say. Lols.

I wanted to buy them an anonymous coffee. Buy it before the store opens under the name Pepe. They can come by and pick it up whenever they want. Even days later.