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kanabiis 84 points ago +85 / -1

Knocked unconscious?

That's serious shit, you get lasting brain damage when you are knocked unconscious. It also takes an incredible fall to get knocked out, your body reflexively does everything in its power to prevent it from happening.

You also generally have cuts and bruises to your hands and knees from that reflex.

He's a fucking liar.

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lake-koshkonong 67 points ago +67 / -0

Newest member of the Black Eye Club.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 38 points ago +38 / -0

Joining the ranks of Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, and John McCain.

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RussianLimbaugh 20 points ago +20 / -0

And maybe also Bernie Sanders . Not as prominent, but he did have a big dark bruise over his eye. Story was- he hit himself in the head opening the shower door.

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Trump2024 15 points ago +16 / -1

Story was- he hit himself in the head opening the shower door.

That much manual labor exhausts him so it's plausible. That chump has never exerted energy in his life.

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JesusisKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck did he just do to earn that? Hasn’t he been useless to everyone?

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BasedNtruth 6 points ago +7 / -1

He’s played his role well

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Supersonic-turtle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Care to elaborate? This Pede is unaware of the trend.

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lake-koshkonong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Many politicians, connected/famous people and public figures purported to be influenced by the Deep State have shown up with black eyes in public and odd stories about how they got them. Here are a few collages with people you'll recognize.

https://files.catbox.moe/ghaqtl.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/f3swa1.jpg

https://www.disclose.tv/t/the-black-eye-club-initiation-ritual-of-a-sinister-secret-society/299

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JesusisKing 14 points ago +14 / -0

Get ready for a long night bud.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bohemian Grove membership fee.

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DebbieinDallas 38 points ago +38 / -0

His brain was already damaged

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Trumpican 15 points ago +15 / -0

heyoooo

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splink 7 points ago +7 / -0

What brain?

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's his soul that is mortally wounded.

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Dieselslacker 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can attest to this. I've been blistered drunk so many times, and I never ate concrete bad enough to get that amount of damage

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

I almost gave myself a concussion diving into a pool while drunk. I don't think anyone at the party would have noticed in time to save me. That was a bad night.

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Dieselslacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I know what you mean, but I have had a lot of fun and some great memories.

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 7 points ago +7 / -0

This explains a lot about my my my brain heh

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mordhaus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Getting knocked out is a wild experience.

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waking up after the coma was nice

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SantaBrown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being choked out in jiu jitsu is also super fucking weird. You go out in about 6 seconds straight into a dream wake up maybe 30 seconds later looking at the ceiling but you don't know what you're looking at, where you are, or that you're laying down.

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just imagine 3 little kids busting his ass until they get pulled off of ol grandpa.