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Grimarr 15 points ago +15 / -0

"It's going to your number, I dont know the number."

She really doesnt know the number 911? Im cheering for the criminal at this point.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like this is Canada. Maybe she's thinking to call the non emergency number but that's even dumber than not knowing 911 at that point tbh

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why would this be an emergency? Have you ever called cops?

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Ballind 1 point ago +2 / -1

Potentially armed. Best to let the police know

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borscht-nazi -1 points ago +1 / -2

Have you ever called the police in a situation similar to this?

I have in Baltimore, Colorado, Arizona, and California. Depending on a locality, 911 always told me that unless a life is immediately in danger, call the local PD non-emergency number.

Obviously, YMMV depending on the locale.

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Barbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why you always say you think they might have a gun. They’ll be there in two minutes. If they don’t find a gun, well, you said you thought he might have one, but it must have been something that just looked like one.

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should always fear a cornered animal.

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Counterforce1 11 points ago +11 / -0

“No, no mercy”

AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF BLM

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armyofpedes4usa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fake news: "White supremacists calls racist cops on unarmed black jogger."

Reality: Moron fails to steal package and gets his car stuck in the snow.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coke says that snow needs to be less white.

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Droford 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am I the only one that was hoping the car would get dislodged with him in front of the car

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OhNoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. I wanted to see 'permanent injury' and 'writhing in agony' too.

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DemsH8America 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol... this shits funnier than any garbage SNL is putting out right now!!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT A COMPLETE RETARD!!

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True-Grit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was hoping that when he was trying to push the snow from his front tire, that it would get a grip on the road and take off and leave him stranded...

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conservativeboy37 3 points ago +3 / -0

did he have a maga hat to make it look like he was a black republican just in case someone just caught him on camera

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can tell by the porch pirates accent that he's only there to help Enrich the neighborhood with his Vibrant Culture.

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EvilGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a suburb of Toronto, and it's basically what the globalists want to turn all America into. 60% immigrants with no skills, doing minimum wage jobs and driving uber looking for shit to steal or women to rape.

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Jjones23 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best video of my life

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Barbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what happens when you panic and lose your composure. If that dude had stayed calm and backed out normally, instead of turning too quick, he would have been long gone. The cops likely wouldn’t be too concerned to track down a thwarted package thief who had already left the scene.

I was also laughing maniacally through this whole thing, especially when the dude filming said “you want me to get a shovel?” Lol.

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KillaryBillary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because of that pile of white snowpremacy this jogger won't be able to provide food and nikes for his family. Plain evil.

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61775 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao.

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conservativeboy37 2 points ago +2 / -0

also tag be like 0.05 lol

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Asshat4Congress 2 points ago +2 / -0

fucking democrats...cops is coming..call the police now!

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Defund the police oh never mind call them first, defund them after. Yeah these are definitely not right wing people the way they're handling it but at least it worked out in the end.

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Asshat4Congress 3 points ago +3 / -0

should of waited til I heard her say I forgot the number lol

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was he doing in the beginning of the video?

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Trump2024 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jogging on someone's porch. He started doing some cardio exercises by lifting a package but the white supremacist home owner tried to kill him. He fled for his life.

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

That video was Hilarious!

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DemsH8America 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN: cops viciously arrest distressed man stuck in snow.

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not viciously enough

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MrCripple 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweep the leg

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Joshua55 1 point ago +1 / -0

We wuz Kangz and shit.

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humped2424 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cops got there pretty fast

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

On an edited video it's hard to say how long it took for the cops to arrive. It could have been hours.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The cops IS coming" "Did you call the police?" "I don't know the number"

For fuck sake.....

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck, these retards are lucky that this other retard's car got stuck.

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LostSailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look someone else did the cops jobs. Isn't it amazing how well they protect and serve

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Like with the best massages I love a happy ending!

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not gonna be charged with anything and most likely will retaliate.

E: if you really want to get them punished, record them, let them get away, report the crime, then it may stick. This is not even a trespassing charge.