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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 116 points ago +119 / -3

Don't forget the heretic Pope is a member of the black eye club too.

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SupremeDearLeader2 66 points ago +67 / -1

Bernie Sanders too .

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 30 points ago +30 / -0

Didn't MCCPonnell have one too? Or was that a strange purple bruise on his hand?

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TrumpWonBigly2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus... his hand looks like frost bitten dead flesh. That's gnarly.

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Oscrizzle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought walking corpse would be listed as a possibility

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carazariah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forbes writer cracks me up "Of course, it is very difficult to diagnose any medical condition from afar. Sure, some medical issues may be fairly obvious. For example, if a hedgehog riding a motorcycle were to run into a person, then you may assume that any injuries immediately suffered by the person were the result of the HMVA or hedgehog motor vehicle accident. Although, in such a case, you couldn’t completely rule out the possibility that injuries actually resulted when the person subsequently fell on a tarantula holding a knife.

In most other cases, trying to diagnose a medical condition from afar is like trying to determine marriage material from a Tinder profile alone. There’s a lot of inaccurate guessing involved. You really need to conduct a physical exam, review the person’s medical history, ask the person questions directly, and perhaps even perform some testing. Don’t rely on hearsay or there-say or anywhere-say. Oh, and you need medical experience and expertise to then make a diagnosis. Don’t rely on what that random “crazy Uncle” on social media may be telling you. Without knowing more, you can’t say for sure what’s going on with McConnell.

That’s because there are a number of possible causes of bluish hands. Here are some in no particular order:" lol ;)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +10 / -0

What's the deal?

Btw here's his biography:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwR3AV-Rkxc

You can have hours of fun with that, lol

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Carry_Your_Name 6 points ago +6 / -0

Illuminati shiner!