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independentbystander 32 points ago +32 / -0

I member Bernie Sanders sporting The Shiner at the 2016 DNC convention/Crooked Cankles Coronation.

Not obvious at all, showing up with a black eye on the occasion of relinquishing his electoral support/campaign funding to Crooked Hillary. The "official story" was the typical "slipped in the shower," but the appearance/rumor was that they roughed him up to keep him in line.

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cuntard 16 points ago +16 / -0

hold on now. he had just been given that 3rd home and was still getting used to everything. it’s quite possible the new shower was slipperier than the ones he was used to.

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independentbystander 10 points ago +10 / -0

There is that. I can see how that might be confusing: so many houses, so little time (to acclimate.)

>How many high-rises and resorts does GEOTUS own/visit frequently (plus tons of overseas trips to places he's never seen before) while managing to make his rounds without beaning himself? (Asking for a friend)

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becky21k1 4 points ago +4 / -0

His shower had a slippery slope

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Deeznutsmatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man, when have you ever met a commie that even knew what a shower was, much less take one?

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember that. I think they get part of their brain removed, or they get something injected through their left eye into their brain

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh noes, the old Occasional Cortex implant (with wi-fi for the remote!)