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posted ago by JaoBiZen ago by JaoBiZen +32 / -0

Sometimes I just wish I had a trump supporting girlfriend who is actually pretty

Whatever man, I got a long road ahead of me

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MrGone 8 points ago +8 / -0

Divorced my leftist tds wife last year. 48 yo and just moved to a small fishing town. taking care of my alzhiemers father with my mother living in their home. It's a nice house on the water so at least the view is good.

My love life is dying on the vine.

Hugs, pede.

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catovadreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm. Its awesome. I have a Trump supporting wife who's way out of my league that gets this cute little angry vein on her forehead every time I mention Pelosi.

Dont settle, Pede. A like-minded partner is worth the effort and wait.

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Verrerogo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Trump-supporting part is the task. Anybody with taste, who works at it, and spends enough money, can be pretty. The tools can be ordered online.

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got a ways to go yet there bud. Besides relationships at your age are more of a problem than what they’re worth. I didn’t have my first steady girlfriend until I was 17.

Enjoy being a kid and hanging out with your buddies (when y’all can do that again), there will be a lifetime for getting mixed up with women, lol.

It’ll happen eventually. All in due time.

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JaoBiZen [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t like dating but someone who actually cares and isn’t overly passionate about politics

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JaoBiZen [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is nice one in a while

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MAGAThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

So many hot trump supporters. Have you seen leftists? You are in the hot crowd, give it time.

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Amazing4bella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why don’t we have a dating web site for like minded Trump supporters.

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

HELL TO THE MUTHA-FING YES

The alphabet-bois have their apps, now we need ours.

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish at least one of the Trump-supporting guys at my school actually liked me🤣 They all cute cause they take care of themselves but none are interested n me as more than a friend from what I can tell. I thought it was the women who were supposed to friend-zone!

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leet23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Create a rumour that you can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe and they'll be lining up lol

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already have absolutely no gag reflex, found that out when I had to fish a noodle from my throat. That work? lol

I'm kinda a butter-face though, my ex didn't think his friends would snitch, he only wanted to get in my pants. But i'm not all "MeN arE PiGS" about it tho, Just disappointed.

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Amazing4bella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lesson learned. Vet them carefully before allowing them to get in your pants.

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BabyPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

But HAHA! He didn't get it, the bastard. Still got my V-card😎