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posted ago by JaoBiZen ago by JaoBiZen +32 / -0

Sometimes I just wish I had a trump supporting girlfriend who is actually pretty

Whatever man, I got a long road ahead of me

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish at least one of the Trump-supporting guys at my school actually liked me🤣 They all cute cause they take care of themselves but none are interested n me as more than a friend from what I can tell. I thought it was the women who were supposed to friend-zone!

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leet23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Create a rumour that you can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe and they'll be lining up lol

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BabyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already have absolutely no gag reflex, found that out when I had to fish a noodle from my throat. That work? lol

I'm kinda a butter-face though, my ex didn't think his friends would snitch, he only wanted to get in my pants. But i'm not all "MeN arE PiGS" about it tho, Just disappointed.

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Amazing4bella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lesson learned. Vet them carefully before allowing them to get in your pants.