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4more 30 points ago +35 / -5

And 2 black balls

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TommyLasordasBallBag 14 points ago +14 / -0

Weird, he said two black eyes, all I see is one black guy... damn auto correct

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War_Hamster 12 points ago +12 / -0

That cracked me up. I could care less if Mike Obama is a real thing or not, the humor around it is priceless.

She/he is a traitorous b*tch no matter what dangles between those rather large thighs.

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quell2 11 points ago +11 / -0

All you need to know is Joan Rivers insinuated Michael Obama was a tranny, then died in a regular, everyday surgery a few weeks later.

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, my family and I joke about Big Mike all the time. It has come to a point where we don’t even see him as a she anymore; we’ve been conditioned that Big Mike is really... Big Mike.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, it really doesn't matter if it's true, because they are still traitorous b*tches, but it makes for good fodder to keep humiliating the idiots.

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BloodElfSupporter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol I know what you mean. I’m a guy but I suffer from gender dysphoria, but I still make fun of Big Mike not because of his possible transgender identity but because he is, like you said, a treacherous b*tch.

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here! Thought my glasses expired or something😂😂😂

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NinjaPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they insinuating that the black eyes are caused by being smacked in the face by Big Mike’s fat cock?

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Lonnie62 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dam or you a detective? That has to be the best evidence I have heard on how their all getting the Black Eyes!!! Seems logical!!!

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trump2O2O 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I see the bulge too

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swab_my_ass_china -4 points ago +1 / -5

It's more likely to be a huge bush actually. or a sanitary pad, fat mound or any of those combined. I have also never seen an original unedited video show her having a bulge so it makes me think she is just a solid women, they do exist. undoubtedly she does look mannish, also a thing that can happen. the memes are hilarious tho so don't stop.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch the dance on Ellen. That ain't no sanitary pad.

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swab_my_ass_china 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys are idiots. That video unedited has no bulge. As much as I hate Obama and his radical Muslim wife. She isn’t a man.

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swab_my_ass_china -1 points ago +0 / -1

That was the one where if you see the unedited video there is nothing flopping.

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SupremeDearLeader2 9 points ago +12 / -3

that tuck under looking kind of ...buldgy

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JudicialDredd 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's a huge...

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JackIsALarp 9 points ago +13 / -4

Nice. Looks nice someone downvoting each comment. Downvote this, Michelle. IF that's yer real name 🤔

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beansieman1911 9 points ago +11 / -2

You might say he was keeping this tucked away for the right moment. . .

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AssPhixEAtion627 8 points ago +9 / -1

Total dude

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deleted 7 points ago +9 / -2
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neosin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Search "Michael LaVaughn Robinson"

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

You could call this the worst CCW in history.

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ArcNoculus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck Shitt Romney, probably got slapped in the face by multiple BBCs.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +7 / -3

Gaaahhhh

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 4 points ago +5 / -1

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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JaoBiZen 3 points ago +5 / -2

Mike is happy to see me!

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Carbum 2 points ago +4 / -2

Wasn't that conveniently placed 🐸

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Cuomorbidities 2 points ago +4 / -2

Black guy club*

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TrancePhreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is BS spread to distract you from things like Obama giving money to Iran after it was known they were funding hits on our troops. Focus on the damaging aspects, ignore the junk.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike what leaves Barry marked is his anus, he leaves it blacker than it is.

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Tone_Broke 1 point ago +2 / -1

Barack has had his black guy for a while.

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JaoBiZen 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who’s downvoting these?

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ImpeachThisBitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I saw that coming, I’d cross the street.

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swab_my_ass_china 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It can be quite subtle, but in men the ring finger (measured from the crease where it joins the hand) is likely to be longer than the index finger. In women the two fingers are typically the same length."

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, if your hand is bigger than your face, that means you have COVAIDS

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +2 / -1

And a fat lip

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Mukzn 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮🤮🤮

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +4 / -3

Ooo bash big Mike Monday hell yee, packing obummer prison wallet for many decades....... turned into a beat up chili ring..... still got bigger balls then his crack ass too..... HA <3 MAGA2021

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great, now I have eye aids.

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

Egregious.

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TNVol 1 point ago +1 / -0

GROSS!

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kek <- - - this one

Kek

Kek

Kek

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Updoot 0 points ago +1 / -1
  • When you tape your cock but forget to tape your balls
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bigmikesballsack 0 points ago +1 / -1

[Vinyl scratch... rewind...] see that bulge there? That's me. Wanna know how I got there? Lemme tell you a story....

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beev_bove_biv 0 points ago +1 / -1

President of the Black Guy Club

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CB_Fonoti 0 points ago +1 / -1

Big mike has 3 black eyes...2 black balls...and 1 big black asshole! 💩

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Crapachino 0 points ago +1 / -1

Serious question: is that photoshopped? Cause if it isn't, there is only one explanation. 🤣

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Les_Deplorables 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chocolate Salty Balls

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reagan2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

ThatsAPenis.gif

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4218 0 points ago +1 / -1

He* packing

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RedPillMAGALegend 0 points ago +3 / -3

Lame

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CrackerSmurf2 -1 points ago +1 / -2

and enough wood to feed 12 families of woodchucks.

but barack eats it with george clooney

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TheJimmReaper -4 points ago +1 / -5

Seriously either has an insane bush or she os truly a he... we don't call him Big Mike for nothin

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czargwar -8 points ago +2 / -10

Lol, you guys are way over your head. The contour of that looks more like a maxi pad or something. Maybe a woman can answer, but it looks like some of the garment got caught. Stupid post.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 10 points ago +11 / -1

That's a MAN, baby!

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PNWgirl 4 points ago +5 / -1

Czargwar, maybe you can explain this bulge then??? https://youtu.be/bUS5cmkp_AI 😂

I don't know of a garment that would cause a bulge in a dress like that. It's not a pad.😨 Could be photoshopped. Who cares?! Let the jokes rip!! They are funny, fun, and a great way to blow off irritation of Dem. identity politics.

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czargwar 1 point ago +3 / -2

That one is a bit funny. I would say its just fabric folding onto itself. Its no mystery that this former first lady (bitch) has no sense of style and wears overfitting pants. Compare it to Melania and it's literally black and white sense of fashion. One is a former model, the other an overeducated lawyer.

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PNWgirl 1 point ago +2 / -1

If Michelle (Michael) were to be given an Indian name, it would be Fabric Flappin? Folding Fabric??? 😂 You would think these wardrobe issues wouldn't spring up for the Mooch, we taxpayers paid for her assistance. That did include wardrobe assistance too! I think we should get our money back. Does she not have any friends?! I thought her mom lived with them. Surely her mom would clue her in. Her daughters didn't even tell her. If my mom was running around looking like she had an extra appendage, I would tell her. 😨

It always amazed me that clothing designers didn't jump on the chance to dress Melania. She would be so easy to design for. She is stunning.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 0 points ago +1 / -1

A maxi pad with a penis inside.