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MAGACountryResident 180 points ago +182 / -2

Don’t forget Turtle Mitch’s hand. These people are being forced into compliance.

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ThePatriot_2021 37 points ago +37 / -0

Bastard’s lucky he didn’t fucking lose them. It’s the least his rat ass deserves.

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peltast 28 points ago +28 / -0

He probably fell down chasing somebody that caught him handing secrets over to the Chinese.

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conservatarian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Implying Romney has any spine.

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trump212121 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a side effect of Adrenochrome usage.

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SendCCPToHell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sometimes kids punch their attackers.

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FinishTheBorderWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

Snitches get stitches. He might have gone off the deep state script. He’s obviously a plant. There’s nothing normal about that freak.

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AppalachianTactical 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah he has always been chicom scum.

This expects me to believe they areny full on complicit and are being physically forced when we all know these soft men would crumple to their black mail like a cancelled celebrity with a bad date.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably a sap to control damage.

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JackLemon 73 points ago +75 / -2

You're right. That IS exactly what happened to them. That kid who was the boyfriend of a politician's daughter and blown up in his car was a message from the deep state not to audit the election.

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Larhad 9 points ago +9 / -0

This I believe. That kid was murdered. The deep state is capable of anything.

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TheWinningNeverStops 30 points ago +30 / -0

They are all traitors

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TheSkip61 19 points ago +19 / -0

Black eyes, you either give em, or get em !

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Agent_Orange 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maybe Romney was hanging by his toes when he got hit.

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Rhuairhi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, he just got the back of the hand like the bitch he is

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Jabron661 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is correct, it is a symbol of their complete commitment to the cabal. They receive this when they are considered a full member.

Notice how Mitt was just a street level cuck until he went full impeach, this was what got him into the full club membership.

Once you get the black eye, you are protected and can be counted on to serve the will of the cabal from now on.

Look at the full list of black eye club members, each and every one is a dedicated servant to the cabal.

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Prometheus76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now look at medical boots and red shoes.

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BingusCombat 124 points ago +127 / -3

Good sticky. This shit needs to be spread far and wide.

This is by far the biggest redpill currently out there. Eye injuries are so rare, and they always have them?

SPREAD THIS SHIT

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tombombadil 42 points ago +50 / -8

Pick ~250 men. Aged 40+ and working white collar jobs. Photograph them every day for 10-30 years. How many of those guys get a black eye at some point?

It’s definitely suspicious, I’m just not sure how much is confirmation bias. Some people in that group are going to get black eyes, even if they are rare. It does seem oddly more common among politicians though.

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RachetQueen2020 62 points ago +62 / -0

I can't remember the last time I have seen an adult male with one. So, yeah this definitely seems weird to me.

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Czshad2 27 points ago +27 / -0

I am almost 50 and worked in IT for 30 years. Never had a black eye. And I raised 4 boys

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spelunking_librator 21 points ago +21 / -0

but do you fuck bsdm whores?

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DutchDonFan 14 points ago +14 / -0

And you probably never saw a colleague with one either. Once you are past your active sporting (and for some, bar fighting) days, a black eye is very rare. But somehow all these people in power get one, and it's perfectly normal.

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they all lie and say they passed out and fell. If you pass out and fall and hit your eye, you won't also need stitches. Unless you fall face-first for 10 feet.

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DutchDonFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good catch. That is definitely not the way to get a black eye. A broken hip or dislocated shoulder is more likely. Certainly at their ages.

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FinishTheBorderWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only time I remember having one as an adult was when one of my boys did a freaking WWE frog splash on me when I wasn’t looking.

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chuckachookah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same/similar for me (boxing and wrestling).

Last one I had was 20 years ago and it wasn't on the outside; I broke my nose and got the double shiners on the inside.

Something don't add up.

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Larhad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was raised by a homebuilder and in 5 decades haven’t seen a black eye on one worker. Cuts and bruises - sure. Black eyes? None.

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peltast 9 points ago +9 / -0

The last time I had one was from a bar fight 30 years ago.

Perhaps some of the Secret Service agents decided to take care of the grab hands government members.

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conservativefrank 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had 0 black eyes in the last 40 years.

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Hardrocker556 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive NEVER had a black eye...ever...and im 52.

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ancroidubh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have actually had a couple but they were from legit accidents. One ended up in the E. R. and the question “do you feel safe at home?” “Sure I feel safe, I have all the guns.”

I told people the old lady popped me.

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BloodElfSupporter 12 points ago +13 / -1

But really though, who is giving them the black eye, and why? Is this some satanic cult shit people are talking about?

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BritPedeMEGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Either it’s their wives, rent boys, or the children they are torturing who manage to get an arm free and lamp em one.

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justinkayz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Illuminati is the satanic cult

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dontCensorMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe it's done to them by their "handlers" or controllers. I'm thinking of people above banking institutes.

Like a temporary public sign to their friends that they OWN those politicians. Like a cattle marking.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The black eye is a blessing. What those people will do to your family on the other hand...

You take the black eye and are thankful for it.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Related fact: Most child sex slaves are right handed.

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thisdyyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

People who blackmail them to do their bidding

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HanginChad 99 points ago +100 / -1

Don't forget John Roberts.

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Agent_Orange 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don't forget the Pope or Richard Branson or Charlie Rose.

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BaltimoreCrew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Branson seems like the only one who’s active enough to get drunk and fall on a coconut shell, fall face first into some coral while surfing or get a wake board to the face - or of course get punched in the face by one of Epstein’s private security for not complying.

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OldKYguy 50 points ago +50 / -0

The Swamps demand loyalty.

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Grond999 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yes Swampy Sir! Barr, Mattis, Bolton, Pence, Wray, ACB, Kavanaugh etc are always ready for service.

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be their initiation ritual, isn't it? Now mitten is officially a member of the black eye club!

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NADSAQ 45 points ago +46 / -1

I’m sure this was part of an initiation into some degenerate evil club, but I still wouldn’t mind seeing this pussy getting the shit kicked out of him face first.

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sleepinggiant 25 points ago +26 / -1

Remember the guy who like to hear screaming babies when they were raped? Probably a club like that...

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MatthiasBlack 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think you're hot shit, doncha?

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canigetawutwut 2 points ago +2 / -0

fucking podesta..pos

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAY MY NAME! NO MY OTHER NAME!!

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s extremely disturbing....

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schiff_for_brains 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Eye of Horus

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DaraChaos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrong eye. Should be the left, not the right.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aw man, someone's just going to have to hit them again

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. never talk about the fight club
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FuckU/Spez 21 points ago +21 / -0

Michelle's balls are pretty big, they must hurt like a bitch when getting hit by those "female" nuts.

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Boudicca2 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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trayvon 37 points ago +37 / -0

His response was actually funny, "I went to CPAC". I wish he did go to CPAC I would have loved to see him face that crowd. Too scared of Trump to show up.

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IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah I will give him that, it was a funny comment.

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hereticpatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

Occult rituals.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

or whores

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quell2 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's probably a cabal where they all do this as part of some fucked up initiation ritual, just like the Skull & Bones club at Yale forces new initiates to lay in a coffin as the other members jerk off onto them.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

You'd have to be a raging faggot to be able to stay hard and coom amongst a bunch of dudes onto another dude.

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TheUsurper 9 points ago +10 / -1

Faggots - check; Pedophiles -check; Evil -check

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey don't look at me, I never even went to college.

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Knowthyself 8 points ago +8 / -0

They wouldn't do it themselves.

This isn't the kind of injury you get at the office. This is the kind you get in the bedroom.

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TrumpAndGodWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prince Charles is up there.

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BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe it's part of some initiation rite into an ultra-secret society.

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SilentMajority85 20 points ago +23 / -3

Adrenochrome side effect.

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Foedy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Surprised this is the only mention of this in the thread!

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EricCharliemella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the Eye of Horus.

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RandoTexasDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean?

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LadyGunslinger68 19 points ago +19 / -0

Maybe sometimes the kids fight back!

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SigAR 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sometimes a pimp needs to keep his hos in line

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tombombadil86 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

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MustafaJones 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is indeed a strange phenomenon. No way that many high ranking government officials are all that clumsy and all just happened to fall on their faces. Guessing it’s some secret ritualistic thing?

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leakmouth 12 points ago +14 / -2

Don’t forget Obama’s (cock sucking) basketball accident

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CandyBarr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this a thing? I don’t remember

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Junionthepipeline 0 points ago +1 / -1

Flip stiitches,dont rember the eye

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CommanderDaddy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cult initiation.

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MeloniaisMelons 6 points ago +6 / -0

And he's in the Mormon cult too, this fucking guy.

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hes a shitty mormon

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MeloniaisMelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as he's giving 10% it's good enough for the church lol

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is your face after a Big Mike Obama dickslap

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HeavenlyTrumpets 8 points ago +9 / -1

Be careful going down the rabbit hole pedes. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but I am saying you won't be able to un-know what you find out.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like how Ted Gunderson married Anton LaVey's ex-wife?

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LiskaEman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has Pelosi ever gotten one?? I wonder if it’s her doing

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sleepinggiant 19 points ago +20 / -1

Girls dont get black eyes or bruises....makes you wonder how they have to pay.

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DarthJoshiahis 16 points ago +16 / -0

🤢 🤮

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DJTrumpMAGA 8 points ago +9 / -1

I NEVER thought of this. Of all of the black eyes we've seen not one single woman. With that said, I think women would use coverup to hide it and a man wouldn't bother with makeup.

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Junionthepipeline 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think part of the deal is you have to leave it visable

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

then they'd just tattoo them and call it a day

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C10H15N 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno dude, Remember when Kamala showed up on TV looking like a truck hit her face.....more so than normal? https://imgur.com/a/unSLa7L

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DJTrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even want to click on that link. I remember. Her face was the stuff of nightmares. That was bad botox and possibly plastic surgery.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dentures on the nightstand?

Now there's an album title...

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peltast 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's some sort of ritual hazing, to get into their "Betray America and Win Billions" club.

Do you really imagine any of these slime actually resisting taking money to sell out America?? Can you imagine Mitch, Kerry, Schumer, McCain actually standing up and saying "Stop! I'll never betray America! Do your worst!" and then finally caving in, after much torture?? Dream on.

They weren't 'forced' into doing anything. They didn't betray America under compulsion; they did it willingly.

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igolfohio 1 point ago +1 / -0

This makes the most sense to me

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wonderfulusa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good Job, Mitt ! ... Your face is now 'Less White'....... Have a Coke !

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BananaWizard 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love the head canon that Trump just sucker punched mitt and he's too embarassed to admit he got his ass beat

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MeloniaisMelons 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bernie Sanders had one to right before endorsing Hitlery.

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MAGAborn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget Bidens ankle

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no that's an ankle bracelet

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ArcNoculus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck Shitt Romney, probably got slapped in the face by multiple BBCs.

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike's. Once.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't have broken neck.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can he use a stool?

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Donger-Lord2 6 points ago +7 / -1

Mark of the tyrant.

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 5 points ago +5 / -0

All these people know that they're pieces of shit but they have to keep being monsters haha. How funny but GEOTUS... GEOTUS CAN BE THE ONE.

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Ferzth 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Remember your place Harry! I mean Mittens!"

Mittens must have forgotten his cowardice and treason, for just a moment, and needed to be gently reminded. Nothing says "Get Back In Line" quicker than a smack up side his face.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

The answer is: nobody on earth likes Mitt. Anyone who can get away with punching him in the face, does.

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Rhondaher 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Pope had one too. It's some type of Satanic initiation. It's like an allegiance to the Illuminati.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +5 / -1

The first rule about Fight Club...

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bush got his from...a snowball fight. Yes, the president of the United States decided to have a snowball fight, and one of the people in participating whipped him in the face hard enough to cause a large bruise right under his eye.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/black-eye-for-bush-1565798.html

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canuck1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Care to add the picture of the pope to this one

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nzsvz9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adrenochrome eye.

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rufrignkidnme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes even young boys or little girls can get a good shot in.

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Trump_VS_NWO 3 points ago +5 / -2

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it any wonder that the Supreme Court is compromised. The elite have mafia enforcers.

I can see the dialog.

"You can go along with us, or suffer. Or your family will suffer. Now here's an example. Pray it won't be worse. <smack> Our power is greater than you can imagine."

This is why the broad penetration in the vote fraud. Go along or suffer. Criminal coercion. Under those conditions, who would or could stand up to it? Obviously a lot of omerta; no wonder there are no whistleblowers from inside. They know the deadly consequences. No 3 AM truck driver would squeal.

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Hardrocker556 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they have an incurable disease. All of them.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mouth was full. someone tried to use the wrong hole.

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Prometheus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black eyes are a side effect of adrenal chrome.

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FrankDrebin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Puppet master smacked them for talking back.

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chuckachookah 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm over 50. I haven't had a black eye like this (on the side of the face) since I was maybe 16.

Closest thing would be I broke my nose during training about 20 years ago. That gave me a light black eye right near the inner eyes, but even it was more of a shiner. Nothing like these guys.

With the exception of Trump in the picture, all these guys deserve worse. Just sayin.

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JackOfDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol remember W's bruise? The official story in the media was that he passed out and hit his head because he was choking on a pretzel.

Those were the days.

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Juicebusters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden got the superior version where his actual eye itself filled with blood.

It really does seem beyond belief now. This and that crazy thing where many many politicians were seen walking around in those medical boots.

Seriously, I don't think I've seen anyone outside of the boxing club who's ever had a black eye, not in office job world.

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is bullshit

some shit is going down.