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BingusCombat 124 points ago +127 / -3

Good sticky. This shit needs to be spread far and wide.

This is by far the biggest redpill currently out there. Eye injuries are so rare, and they always have them?

SPREAD THIS SHIT

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tombombadil 42 points ago +50 / -8

Pick ~250 men. Aged 40+ and working white collar jobs. Photograph them every day for 10-30 years. How many of those guys get a black eye at some point?

It’s definitely suspicious, I’m just not sure how much is confirmation bias. Some people in that group are going to get black eyes, even if they are rare. It does seem oddly more common among politicians though.

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RachetQueen2020 62 points ago +62 / -0

I can't remember the last time I have seen an adult male with one. So, yeah this definitely seems weird to me.

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Czshad2 27 points ago +27 / -0

I am almost 50 and worked in IT for 30 years. Never had a black eye. And I raised 4 boys

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spelunking_librator 21 points ago +21 / -0

but do you fuck bsdm whores?

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DutchDonFan 14 points ago +14 / -0

And you probably never saw a colleague with one either. Once you are past your active sporting (and for some, bar fighting) days, a black eye is very rare. But somehow all these people in power get one, and it's perfectly normal.

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Prometheus76 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they all lie and say they passed out and fell. If you pass out and fall and hit your eye, you won't also need stitches. Unless you fall face-first for 10 feet.

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FinishTheBorderWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

The only time I remember having one as an adult was when one of my boys did a freaking WWE frog splash on me when I wasn’t looking.

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

"BY GAWD THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF"

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Larhad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was raised by a homebuilder and in 5 decades haven’t seen a black eye on one worker. Cuts and bruises - sure. Black eyes? None.

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peltast 9 points ago +9 / -0

The last time I had one was from a bar fight 30 years ago.

Perhaps some of the Secret Service agents decided to take care of the grab hands government members.

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conservativefrank 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've had 0 black eyes in the last 40 years.

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Hardrocker556 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive NEVER had a black eye...ever...and im 52.

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ancroidubh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have actually had a couple but they were from legit accidents. One ended up in the E. R. and the question “do you feel safe at home?” “Sure I feel safe, I have all the guns.”

I told people the old lady popped me.

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BloodElfSupporter 12 points ago +13 / -1

But really though, who is giving them the black eye, and why? Is this some satanic cult shit people are talking about?

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BritPedeMEGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Either it’s their wives, rent boys, or the children they are torturing who manage to get an arm free and lamp em one.

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justinkayz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Illuminati is the satanic cult

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dontCensorMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe it's done to them by their "handlers" or controllers. I'm thinking of people above banking institutes.

Like a temporary public sign to their friends that they OWN those politicians. Like a cattle marking.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The black eye is a blessing. What those people will do to your family on the other hand...

You take the black eye and are thankful for it.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Related fact: Most child sex slaves are right handed.

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thisdyyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

People who blackmail them to do their bidding